nissangirl74 wrote:
Dang, I finally read that train wreck AIM discussion. I cringed/laughed throughout. Some observations:
1. We learned that Nala both sniffed AND licked his moms SUV post=carlisle to determine if it received a urine bath.

That is so incredibly creepy, stupid and funny. It's an awesome fail for him and major win for the Learned'd crew. Well done, guys.
2. I was waiting for our creepy virgin to print her full name as this idiot keeps making the same mistake. Fortunately he stopped at her first name this time.
3. With all of his boasting about expecting to get laid, I sincerely doubt it happened as this was not only a prom date, but a first date. He did the same childish boasting with both of his parental funded "find me a date I'm desperate" parties. IMHO, it would have taken just an hour or two for his date to realize how creepy he is. So I'm betting he got a good night kiss, but no toots on the beef whistle, or intercourse. Nala wouldn't know what to do anyway.
4. She was a plump but not bad and seemed like a nice kid. Jeez look at the weird shlump she agreed to go out with. She was not full fledged harpoon-tang but she was okay. I was offended that such a creepy turd like Nala had the nerve to label the one female in this hemisphere willing to go out with him as "fat" . I hope she does see this thread, and learns what a shiatty twofaced creep he is. He should be grateful to her for agreeing to go out with him.
5. The asian chick was cute, but clearly out of his league.
I would have loved to see Tita in that AIM discussion.