Apology

[s14=pimpin']

Courtesy of Rick Mercer from This Hour Has 22 Minutes

CBC Television:

On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to theUnited States of America. We haven't been getting along very wellrecently and for that, I am truly sorry.

I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron.He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's anyconsolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on thepeople of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper andbetter than your own.

I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess ourexcuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.

I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice.

I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we Feel your Pain.

I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantlyapologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way, which is really athinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this.

We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.Thank you.

sorry, couldn't resist

:P

[MaineExport]

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I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice.

Why is it that Canadians think that they had anything to do with the War of 1812. That war was (in a nut shell) a last ditch attempt for the Brittish to get a jab in at the colonies... and the US to drive them further away. It was a complete stalemate. There was no such thing as a canadian army back then... not to imply that there is such a thing now either.. but you get my drift. The War of 1812 was NOT Canada vs. the US.... PERIOD!

[Rockenreno]

well, I could respond with plenty of jokes aboot Canadians, but we make fun of those poor bastards enough...

Here's to Canada!;)

[ninjak84]

Hey have you guys found Osama yet? :rolleyes :rolleyes

[WDRacing]

I'm not about to to start a Can vs. US war...why would you ever make such vulgar blanket statements like that. Really??

[Mayhem_J30]

Good job Pimpin. :rolleyes

[AZhitman]

Hey have you guys found Osama yet?

Perhaps we SHOULD be looking in Canada. After all, it's always been a great hiding place for pu$$ies and cowards.

[Mayhem_J30]

This thread will remain closed, but I wanted to post one well written article I read today."Above all, it reassured countries—through word and deed, style and substance—that America’s mammoth power need not be feared."http://www.msnbc.com/news/8852...cp1=1