Anyone in FL wanna earn a couple cartons of smokes?

[AZhitman]

http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/11/16/flo ... index.html

Would love to see this pinhead get bunk-stomped for wasting taxpayer money. Whatever happened to sanctions for filing frivolous lawsuits?

[IBCoupe]

All the previous lawsuits have been dismissed except one in which he demands access to newspapers and publications.

^ Tells me that he brought this one because he stumbled a valid legal theory.

By presenting to the court a pleading, written motion, or other paper — whether by signing, filing, submitting, or later advocating it — an attorney or unrepresented party certifies that to the best of the person's knowledge, information, and belief, formed after an inquiry reasonable under the circumstances:

(1) it is not being presented for any improper purpose, such as to harass, cause unnecessary delay, or needlessly increase the cost of litigation;

I imagine it's kinda hard for a court to make this finding for an inmate. Now, maybe the 15 continuances would work, but if he can say, "I'm doing it because I'm bored," I don't know that the Court can sanction him.

'Course, that's the federal rules, and I don't know Florida's.

[AZhitman]

The one that he "stumbled onto" was summarily dismissed as well. He can have access to any and all publications (within reason) as long as he subscribes / pays for them.

Rule 11 's nebulous language makes me wonder why it exists at all... seems it'd be damn near impossible to prove in any case.

(<-- Fully aware that it's that way on purpose, so as not to unnecessarily deny citizens access to judicial due process.)

[BusyBadger]

1. Jail annonuces that due to some disputes over programming that no tv will be shown.
2. Other inmates put two and two together.
3. Fixed.