Anyone get those "Enzyte" commercials?

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They give me the creeps.Everything is plastic and weird.

Fred..:eyecrazy:


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Maybe they're making it look like old 60's tv because the people the drug is targeted for are that old? I dunno.

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I think all the "big wang" inuendos are funny, but other than that, very creepy.

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so, does it make you bigger? or make it hard? i never understood whether they were for more growth, or just to get it to grow, period.

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omg I am so sick of those #$%ing commercials! Theyre on like EVERY channel, EVERY 10 mins... I cant staaaaaaaaand it anymoreeeee!

that said, the phallic stuff is pretty funny... and it is kinda scary with the stretched out faces... reminds me of the smiling people in that Soundgarden video for black hole sun...

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LOL i was just about to start a thread on that

the best one is when hes in the race car, and everyone else is crashing, he just cuises by, LOL

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They're hilarious.

Fred, you're about the demographic they're targeting... :)

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AZhitman wrote:They're hilarious.

Fred, you're about the demographic they're targeting... :)


Umm no... guy goes to work, comes back to wife.

Fred = Not married

However... you are married.

I think it's aimed towards F350 drivers but thats just my idea.

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Nismo_Freak wrote:However... you are married.

I think it's aimed towards F350 drivers but thats just my idea.


Married and plenty functional - Probably more so that when i was 18.

I agree though, targeting the "hilljack set" most likely.

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having an erectlon longer then 24 hours ain't all that bad.

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They give me the creeps.Like PPL taken ovr by evil aliens.

Fred..:eyecrazy:

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put on your sunglasses and shoot them Fred, they're trying to run the world.

JUST PUT ON THE GLASSES!

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Mr1der wrote:having an erectlon longer then 24 hours ain't all that bad.


Don't joke - look up "priapism" on Google...

Fun for the first 3 hours, after that it was hell and misery.

Spent the night in the ER. :(

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i'm just tired of them being on during every commercial break. and they play them all the time during Adult Swim. I dind't realize that the 18-34 male demographic needed erectile disfunction correction pills.

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they show those commercials on dish network, but they show them back to back. I just hate how long they are, especially doubled up, and I hate whistling.

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tenkawa_akito wrote:i'm just tired of them being on during every commercial break. and they play them all the time during Adult Swim. I dind't realize that the 18-34 male demographic needed erectile disfunction correction pills.


The drug is a male "enhancement" (ie. makes your tool bigger) ... not a fix for erectile disfunction like Viagra.

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actually their website makes no specific claims to enlargment, it seems that it merely presents the possibility for increased bloodflow (its a blood thinner afaict) so that erections should be quicker and easier to maintain. Since the blood passages in the pen15 that control erections don't physically change size any increase in girth or length would only come from the extra blood entering.

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AZhitman wrote:Don't joke - look up "priapism" on Google...

Fun for the first 3 hours, after that it was hell and misery.

Spent the night in the ER. :(


the nurses whispered, pointed and giggled didn't they?:D

ever gotten a tick bite on the johnson? that ****in' blows.

don't, I repeat do not scratch it if you know it's a tick bite or something like that...

while the swelling may help the ego, it's just not cool.

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I'm so sick of those commercials, that and those ditech loans. I get the point already, my wang is to small and I don't have enough money. Can they please shut the hell up now?

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LOL @ this thread

....i like the one when he goes to the hardware store...”its all about wood, and the right type of wood”...ROFL


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