Mr1der wrote:I'd feel sorry for you...it took that long to get there, might as well let you sustain it.
True story.
Dude I went to high school with had this old arse Granada. POS if I ever saw one. Don't know what engine it had, but it was weak.
He's late for work, rolling down the highway at a blistering 80+mph.
Cop pulls him over and say, and I qoute...
Illinois State Patrol Officer wrote:Son, I pulled you over cause I clocked you at over 80 miles per hour. I don't believe that this car can do that. If you can go a mile up the road, and do it again, and go as fast or faster, I'll let you go, no ticket.
So, said friend turns around, goes up about a mile or so, pulls a U-ie, and floors it. Passes the trooper, pulls over and waits. Trooper walks to the car, radar in hand, and shows him the readout. 87MPH.
Trooper lets him go, still late for work...lol. Boss was pissed he was late, but when he heard the story, started laughing his *** off.