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Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:37 pm
hey ppl wat up. i was just bored , and wanna post some funny jokes about anything.just to have a little fun while you at work,home,or having sex j/klol . i know one from BLUE COLLAR TV.
(JEFF WORTHY) the word widya didcha
" HEY LARRY, YOU DIDN'T BRING DADS GUN WIDYA DIDCHA." LOL.
joke A woman goes into a dentist’s office, and after her examination, the dentist says, “I’m sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill that tooth.”
Horrified, the woman replies, “Oh, no! I’d rather have a baby.”
To which the dentist replies, “Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair.”
joke 2A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions:
Officer: What's 2 + 2?
Blonde: Ummm... 4!
Officer: What's the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummm... 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummm... I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job.
The blonde replies excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"