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214kka-et240sx
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hey ppl wat up. i was just bored , and wanna post some funny jokes about anything.just to have a little fun while you at work,home,or having sex j/klol . i know one from BLUE COLLAR TV.

(JEFF WORTHY) the word widya didcha

" HEY LARRY, YOU DIDN'T BRING DADS GUN WIDYA DIDCHA." LOL.

joke A woman goes into a dentist’s office, and after her examination, the dentist says, “I’m sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill that tooth.”

Horrified, the woman replies, “Oh, no! I’d rather have a baby.”

To which the dentist replies, “Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair.”

joke 2A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions:

Officer: What's 2 + 2?

Blonde: Ummm... 4!

Officer: What's the square root of 100?

Blonde: Ummm... 10!

Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?

Blonde: Ummm... I dunno.

Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.

The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job.

The blonde replies excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"



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red neck hot tub


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hey loveless, i know you like cats, but this is the funniest thing there is about cats lmao


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i have a kitty one!

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214kka-et240sx wrote:hey loveless, i know you like cats, but this is the funniest thing there is about cats lmao
I like *****, not cats

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This is a video on my phone... but i do not know how to host a quicktime video...putfile does not accept it. but heres a pic and now youl understand my avatar better.

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How Do ya make a Blonde mad?

Put her in an oval room and tell her there's a vibrator in the corner!


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chad_KAT, that vid looks awesome. I have to see it. I can host it for you too if you want. Drop me an email if that sounds good. LOL

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what do women and KFC have in common?

after the breast and the thighs all you have left is a greasy box to put ur bone in.

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for all the J-spec cutie lovers who are into the young looking girls


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