-----Another pop quiz for guys-----

Post by **sanioll** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:26 pm

Would you screw your university instructor for a decent grade?

condition: discrete math class with software engineering. 90% of class most of the time lost/confused everyday. your instructor asks you to screw her hard twice a week for a grade of "B"

would you do it? why? and why not?

p.s. she doesn't look that bad u know. age: 55-60 , but she is still an old piece of meat.

Post by **MinisterofDOOM** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 12:17 am

Um....that's one of those things where you really have to be in the situation to make the decision.

Right now, it is a very firm HELL NO!!!

But then, I'm not nearly as horny as most guys, so maybe you should go for it.

I've always been curious what context these sort of "requests" generally come about in. Someone just walks to the front of the class and says, "What kind of semi-disturbing sexual favors will it take to earn, say, a B in this class?"

Post by **Mr1der** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 6:07 pm

****, if it looks good then by all means...

Post by **sanioll** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 7:24 pm

I always wanted to bang my 24 year old physics teacher in high school. she had a thing for international guys, but too bad i didn't get a chance. and now i may have to settle for the old piece of meat.

Post by **MinisterofDOOM** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 7:53 pm

Well all I have to say is:

(You actually ecpect me to remember who said it?) wrote:Make it long and stick it in!

Just make sure she's not running a sting with the FBI!

Post by **base9se** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 7:56 pm

Mr1der wrote:****, if it looks good then by all means...

Hell Yeah!

Post by **sanioll** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 8:23 pm

From getting under and all technical i know that making it too LONG isn't a good thing all the time.

how about "Make it Big and stick it in" in that case i may get some extra bonus points and possibly earn an "A" overall.

quick tip for small d!ck:

*Wear 10-15 condoms on top of each other.

Post by **elwesso** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 2:57 pm

MinisterofDOOM wrote:Well all I have to say is:

Just make sure she's not running a sting with the FBI!

Post by **Repo Man** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 7:38 am

sanioll wrote:quick tip for small d!ck:

*Wear 10-15 condoms on top of each other.

WTF? I guess you speak from experience?

As to the question, it would depend on how she looked. If she was even semi-attractive, then hell yes, but I used to be a whore like that.

YouTube · Post by **EZcheese15** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:54 am

repo man wrote:but I used to be a whore like that.

Post by **elwesso** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:14 pm

I was just going to post that...... dammit torry!

Post by **Repo Man** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:38 pm

EZcheese15 wrote:
<cough cough>used to be???</cough cough>

Hey clowns, I'm married now. I guess that just makes me a reformed whore.

Post by **PoorManQ45** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 11:32 am

MinisterofDOOM wrote:Well all I have to say is: Quote »Quote, originally posted by (You actually ecpect me to remember who said it?) »

Make it long and stick it in!

[/quote]It was Wes that said that. I had that saying in my sig for awhile. So that may be where you got it also.

If she looked half-way descent, I'd give her the meat shaft

Post by **MinisterofDOOM** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 9:35 pm

Yep, that's where I got it.

Post by **sanioll** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:07 pm

All right, it is the moment of truth! two weeks until finals. dec 10th is the last day.

decisions, Decisions. Band her, Bang her NOT!Band her, Bang her NOT!Band her, Bang her NOT!Band her, Bang her NOT!Band her, Bang her NOT!Band her, Bang her NOT!Band her, Bang her NOT!Band her, Bang her NOT!Band her, Bang her NOT!Band her, Bang her NOT!

help me out here, will ya. im dying here.

the grade B turns me on, but when i see that UNFIRM *** under that ugly looking pants i get turned off. maybe i shouldn't ****-off for a week, then maybe i can get it up after couple of drinks. why didn't i study in the first place? fkng slacker!

any suggestions?

Post by **MinisterofDOOM** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:14 pm

Yes. My suggestion: DON'T DO IT.

Or...HEY! Go and find some old hobo who is desperate for cash, pay him $50 dollars to go satisfy her in exchange for the B grade.

Either that or a similar solution that involves another individual than yourself doing the screwing, but you still getting the B grade.

Or you could just play Half Life 2 and say screw the real world because HL2 is all you really need.

Post by **squeefoo** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 5:18 pm

Yeah why not. But if you're any good she'll want it again, maybe she'll be good and you'll want it again. On the plus side you can't get her pregnant, on the minus side it could get really awkward. I used to tend bar at a couple places and would bang everything (well almost everything) so maybe I should shut up.

Post by **sanioll** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 7:09 pm

squeefoo wrote:But if you're any good she'll want it again, maybe she'll be good and you'll want it again.

who are you?

Post by **squeefoo** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 7:17 pm

Someone answering your question who's old.

Post by **krazy skwerel** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 9:44 pm

Sue her for sexual Harasment. Then go get a hooker. A hooker always makes everything better. Unless she is a dirty skank and gives you herpes. Then you should sue her as well Mo Money Mo Money:D

Post by **Mr1der** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 10:00 pm

repo man wrote:
Hey clowns, I'm married now. I guess that just makes me a reformed whore.

nah, just a whore with a ring...

Post by **Kaioshin1982** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 8:42 am

isnt that why they invented paper bags?

Post by **PantherRacer** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:23 pm

now what happened? loland paper bags don't prevent unfirm asses

Post by **gabossie** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:45 pm

ok, wtf... are you so horny and desperate you're just going through and finding every thread that ever had to do with sex of any kind? Come on man, keep it in your pants.

Post by **Mr1der** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:47 pm

rofl...yes, dry humping prevents the spreading of disease!

Post by **PantherRacer** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:14 pm

I resurrected some threads from the last page and these happened to be the most interesting ones

Post by **Gold Digger** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:15 pm

Damn, and the last post was damn near a year old...wow...this guy has lots of time on his hands....

YouTube · Post by **Jesda** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 1:45 am

I HATE MATH. I HATE IT SO MUCH. IM GOING TO FAIL MY TRIG MID TERM TODAY. As such, I am a burden on my race.

If I had such an opportunity, I'd take it.

Post by **Bubba1** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:01 pm

Jesda wrote:I HATE MATH. I HATE IT SO MUCH. IM GOING TO FAIL MY TRIG MID TERM TODAY. As such, I am a burden on my race.

If I had such an opportunity, I'd take it.

I'd consider it too, but it sounds like you've concluded she wants to toot your beef whistle. If you make that suave seduction move and it turns out she has ethics, or doesn't find you attractive, or perhaos is a "vagitarian", it might backfire on you....

Post by **PantherRacer** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 8:23 am

"vagitarian" ROFL

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