Yes, ladies and gentlemen, seems I have a target on my back. I just purchased my 09 M in Sept last year because my 07 M was destroyed by a drunk driver. That original 07 M was also purchased because my Escalade was destroyed by ... wait for it ... a drunk driver. Now my 09 M has also been hit. Not by a drunk driver, just a rather stupid one. I was driving along the motorway and, even though I was in the lane to his right, he decided to use that lane anyway, striking my rear quarter panel. My car was slightly ahead of his as you can see because of where his front fender hit me. How he did not see this huge white car, next to him in complete daylight, is a mystery to me.
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Luckily he had insurance and the car will be repaired. I'm hoping it will not involve too much body work or body filler, but he did make a sharp crease along the upper wheel well so I'm not sure what that will require. Could be worse though. He was driving a Porsche Panamera and as gopping as that car already looked, his now looks even more goppingly ugly with a smashed front corner.