Another Kimber Kegger...

[KimberKenobi]

well guys, here I go!!

Wish me luck!

(I really shouldn't be driving 6 hours completely by myself... but I am ;oP)

no new pics of the car (because I have the spoiler installed right before I leave, I had to beg a favor out of a family friend because the dealership refused to install my spoiler and informed me at ten till four... like that gives me time to plan...)

sheesh.

[KimberKenobi]

OMG!!!

Irony, I'll show you irony...Do you want to know what I went through to get here at NOPI?!?!?!?!?

well, get ready to laugh so hard you cry...

So, with a bagillion things on my mind (and a usual range of 380 miles) I ran out of gas in the Camel... (at 353 miles) in the middle of Richmond... and guess who came to my aid... RPD chick... somebody shoot me! I don't think she recognized me... of all the officers in Richmond... sheriff's deputies, troopers, coppers... it had to be Susan?!?

That is one of many freakish events that lead to me coming to NOPI. and by far the funniest.

[Martin Roy]

Alright... I officially missed a story ! Who's that RPD chick Susan ?

[KimberKenobi]

(Guess this is an invalid kegger since I'm still online ;oD)

Okay... so the bailiff was pursuing me... and he had broken up with the RPD chick... well, at the beginning of this month, Rodney (bailiff) texted me to tell me that he was imature in the way he ended his relationship with Susan and that he was going to give her a second chance... (after she kinda stalkked him one day while he was serving papers...)

So, I got dumped for the RPD chick... via text message... by a 36 y.o. man... go figure. ;oP



Does that clear things up for ya? 'Cause it doesn't for me... he keeps giving me long glances in court and telling me about how he likes my earrings/backpack/etc. and he lugged my briefcase yesterday... and he's still being really sweet... (and I got to drive his truck, yeah!) and this is the first time I've been dumped, but none of this seems normal... (I don't remember interacting this way with guys I've dumped)

Then some days he texts me or calls and some days he doesn't... I have no idea what's going on and he keeps saying we'll talk about it then never does...

He bought me my spoiler as a b-day present... which never got installed, but the body shop is going to trim it to fit better and so that'll cost and I don't know when that'll happen (I'm tempted to send Rodney the bill LOL!) ... hey, I managed to make this car related... sort of ;oP

[BBISHOPPCM]

This sounds like an episode of Night Court... Kimber, do you work with an incredibly tall bald guy?

[KimberKenobi]

well, he's tall and bald... but he's no Bull!

[KimberKenobi]

Well, I'm here, parked, cleaned, grill-switched (I have a show grill and a driving grill), and damn I wish I usually put a bra on my car... yesterday (scratch that) Wednesday I was being a truck dropping little rocks and my bumper looks like $4!7!

So far I've not seen hide nor hair of Brian (did he not come?) and I'm the only Versa that I've seen (and the only one parked in the Nissan area)...

Matt wanted me to post that you're all f*kkers for not being here...(EV, get mad at Matt for that one ;oD)

[Ever Victorious]

When Matt decides to provide a weekend of free babysitting for me, including breastfeeding, he can have me at NOPI.

Till then, tell him to shut up and take it like Brian.

[KimberKenobi]

I told him ;oD

CodeRed finally showed up and we talked for a bit... never saw any sign on Brian... or any other Versas... I think I honestly was the only V that showed up... we'll see if one turns up tomorrow!

[KimberKenobi]

I forgot to note that Biggie is here too, but he didn't bring his V... ;oD He said he wished that he had... Of course! 'Cause the V rocks!

[KimberKenobi]

I'm so glad to be home... phew!