Another installment of "yay for camera phones"

Post by **AZhitman** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:16 pm

So, every month or so, I clean out the pics on my phone, and invariably, there's some weird, funny, or just plain f***ed-up pics on there.

Dale Earnhardt "Intimidator" Edition Chevy Monte Carlo - Kinda cool, limited-edition tribute to arguably the most badass, hardcore, tough-guy NASCAR driver in modern history.,. Beefy exhaust tone, cool graphics and body kit, might even be collectible.

Look close for the gay pride sticker on the quarter window.

No explanation needed for this one, although the driver was a real tough guy - Giving me the Dom Turetto "ricer evil eye" - While I'm driving a '67 Datsun wagon...

FAIL.

This lady actually kinda scared me - She was sleeping / snoring in the waiting room of a shop I went in, and she quit breathing for what seemed like a while. Had to put her arm up to prop her head up so she wouldn't choke.

Running along on the US60 about 45mph - Check the bumper sticker.

Yo, dawg... You're doin' it WRONG.

More to come... It's a weird-a$$ world, keep those cameras handy!

Post by **PEZi** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:18 pm

i always find myself wishing i had time to snap pics of what i see.....

and holy whale on a bench!

Post by **nissangirl74** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:03 am

I'll play.

A very cool trike spotted on the 10. He waved at me but that picture didn't turn out.

Post by **numbnuts240** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 1:06 am

wait, you send me baby punching t-shirt pics, but not tortoise p0rn? for shame, bex.

Post by **nissangirl74** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 1:17 am

The tortoise p0rn was old. I had forgotten all about it until I was browsing through. The only thing funnier than that pic is the sounds they make. Think pigs: snorting.

Post by **ADDirishboy** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 2:16 am

Lol. I thought you only wanted midget p0rn Tito?

Post by **Bubba1** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:26 am

Yeah, for shame. Tita prefers his turtles to be virgins....

Post by **Repo Man** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:50 am

I love these threads!

Post by **sbird1** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:52 am

Repo Man wrote:I love these threads!

Post by **MinisterofDOOM** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:40 pm

Late-model Monte Carlos are spectacularly ugly. I can't wrap my head around the idea of paying money to drive one.
They tend to attract the worst of "my FWD car that shares its headlight shape with stickers on stock cars makes me a badass" NASCAR fans too. I hate those cars in a very special way. Even back when it was a proper A-body car, it was the ugliest and the least appealing A-body car. Chevelle or Skylark/Regal or Cutlass were always superior.

There IS an upside to the car's popularity, though: plenty of LS4s in junkyards. Perfect material for building a V8 Fiero or MR2.

Post by **drksolest** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:43 pm

sbird1 wrote:
Repo Man wrote:I love these threads!

+3

Post by **numbnuts240** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 1:12 pm

ADDirishboy wrote:Lol. I thought you only wanted midget p0rn Tito?

the picture would have been small on the phone so the tortoises would have looked like pygmies. midget reptile p0rn ftmfw

Bubba1 wrote:Yeah, for shame. Tita prefers his turtles to be virgins....

troof, i prefer cracking that shell with my trouser hammer of love.

Post by **MellowZ32** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 1:21 pm

nissangirl74 wrote:

LOOK!!! It's adam! having some well deserved fun with one of his frat-bros from college!

Post by **Razi** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:55 pm

Slowest rape in history.

Post by **krash** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 5:06 pm

heres a few

M power?

Dora the explorer adds 50hp

double spoiler?

Post by **95zenki man** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:32 pm

welcome to durham.

Just got a new phone so lost a lot of good ones

Post by **AZhitman** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:56 pm

1st car is a Sparrow. Too cool.

Second two should be set on fire. Soon.

Post by **the a3k** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:52 pm

im sure the first car was in austin powers goldmember lol

and the second car...

Post by **95zenki man** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:10 pm

got 2 more.

Repsol Goldwing?

Post by **AZhitman** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:23 pm

^ LOL @ ricewing.

Post by **breadbox** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 6:56 am

Pulled from my mom's old phone/my current POS phone this week here are three.
NImmo the 20+lbs Maine Coon

Apron I made

And Free Diabeeeeeeeteees!

Post by **szh** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:17 am

Taken by a friend in Detroit on March 19th this year ...

Z

Post by **szh** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:22 am

A couple more cool ones. I have posted these before though.

Post by **ProudNissanFreak** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:02 pm

Hard to see, but it says U-WANKER

Post by **costa_rican13** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:30 pm

FORD.... GTR???!!!!

IMAG0069 by costa_rican13, on Flickr

Post by **numbnuts240** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:09 pm

i can haz mustang gtr?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOW39Bk4 ... re=related[/youtube]

Post by **Rev_D21** » Sat Apr 02, 2011 7:28 pm

Here's someone Nala should seek out for pointers.

Post by **s0m3th1ngAZ** » Sat Apr 02, 2011 11:51 pm

AZhitman wrote:
Dale Earnhardt "Intimidator" Edition Chevy Monte Carlo - Kinda cool, limited-edition tribute to arguably the most badass, hardcore, tough-guy NASCAR driver in modern history.,. Beefy exhaust tone, cool graphics and body kit, might even be collectible.

Look close for the gay pride sticker on the quarter window.

Oh, so gay dudes can't be hard?
...never mind.

Post by **AZhitman** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 10:02 pm

Dale's rolling in his grave...

Post by **Encryptshun** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 3:38 pm

AZhitman wrote:

Dale's rolling in his grave...

Why? Did one of them stop by for a "cold one"?

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