An idea for poor performing automobile dealerships

[telcoman]

Perhaps this idea would move vehicles out the door?

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/02/...yview

Well maybe not Fords. Something more may be needed?

Telcoman

[kmckis1029]

i have never been to a strip club (yeah i bet thats sad to some of you, why pay for what i get free) but i would go to a topless coffee shop

[Tampa G35 Sedan 6MT]

i have never been to a strip club (yeah i bet thats sad to some of you, why pay for what i get free) but i would go to a topless coffee shop

Always felt I had more class then to go to any of those places

But I could tell the GF... Be right back... going to get coffee

[kmckis1029]

yep brb

[awdjdmtalon]

That would never happen here in Lynchburg, VA. The Jerry Falwell supports would make sure it wouldn't. Hell we can't even get a Hooters here b/c of him and them. God Damn buckle of the bible belt.

[BrandAidDesignG35]

Could I have two cream, two sugar, and two titties with that?

[telcoman]

That would never happen here in Lynchburg, VA. The Jerry Falwell supports would make sure it wouldn't. Hell we can't even get a Hooters here b/c of him and them. God Damn buckle of the bible belt.

I try to avoid stopping to eat in Va when driving to Florida because restaurants in Va still allow smoking.

Northern Va seems ok near Washington DC but the southern part seems pretty backwards with a bunch of hicks all driving pickup trucks with Sarah Palen bumper stickers.

I can't remember if its in Va but there are two billboards on the right & left side along Rt 95. One for a strip club and the other for a church.

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Dearest Redneck Son, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last West Virginia family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen them since. The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days. About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out. Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated, he burned for three days. Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down! There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened. Your Favorite Aunt, Mom

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Telcoman

[Tampa G35 Sedan 6MT]

Nice Telco!