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Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:22 pm
For any of you living in NJ, you already know the Garden State Parkway can be dangerous - especially with drivers like me (just playin). I saw this ugly red 4th generation sedan (they aren't ugly, but I hate that bland ugly maroon color) in the middle lane - simple - all stock with tints as the only noticeable mod. So, I get in the fast lane and fly by him (at about only 85pmh), ensuring I pass him when my Stillen exhaust reaches its loudest point. What do ya know, but when I'm on the exit ramp, the mother f**ker flies up next to me, lays on the horn, and flips me the middle finger?
Mother f**ker was jealous, that's all - cause his Altima ain't worth lookin at, and the ***** I drive is hot and demanding!
If that driver is reading this, you are a sissy ***** and you can lick my b***s! Hope to see you again!