Altimas Saggy Diaper!

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dirtdogg
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Why would nissan design a car that looked like it had a saggy diaper hanging off its but? Thats what the Altimas look like to me. Almost like their rear end is out of por-potioned to the rest of the car! Why?? This makes them one of the ugliest cars on the road, no wait, the Pontiac Aztec takes that prize, but the Altima is right there. At least the Maxima has a little HP to back up its ugliness,whats the Altima got? A bunch of cheap duechbags driving them around thinkin there front wheel drive sports cars! If you wanna get one for your mom,wife or gramma I understand, but lets not try to turn these ugly cars into flashy fast sports cars with soggy stinky diapers!


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Flores45
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wow :GTFO

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AZhitman
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1) Learn to spell.

2) Don't post your moronic rant on my forums.

3) Quit double-posting.

p.s. Your car is slow, so check yourself, son.

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dangeris
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hmmm..I smell a troll :tisk:
dirtdogg wrote: por-potioned
:lolling:

I'ze be a colledge gratuate... :facepalm:

Get off my forum you pillow biting A$$ Tart

crayzitalian3
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im about to take my engine and throw it at you

but seriously, why come on a forum and just start trouble bro, its just idiotic

dirtdogg
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Just my 2 cents Bros! One of the ugliest cars out there! And at $199 dollars a month,what kind of car do you exspect to get!

insaneturbo13
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dirtdogg's actual feelings wrote:i live in my parents basement and cant actually afford my own car, im 32 have no life but at least i can still post on these forums to make fun of people... man i hope mom doesnt turn off my interwebs again!

dirtdogg
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just keepin it real guys! You are what you drive.

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AZhitman
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In that case, you might want to call me Mom.

Tell her I said HI.

Oh, and go do your spelling homework, poser. :rotfl

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beeristasty
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dirtdogg wrote:just keepin it real guys! You are what you drive.
Is that how you keep it real? Putting down car owners whose vehicles aren't as glorious as your used g35? You're full of class buddy.

ArtistikD42
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this is when you know this kid has no life.. He goes to a forum makes a username to try to bash on other drivers.... bahahah you stupid sack of s*** GTFO! i have high end cars sweating my car so stfu

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mmx23z
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what really happened was kid raced his MOMS g35 against an altima sedan lost & just staring at that rear end pass him up was what caused his diaper to sag! that &&& catchin the hitman with his mom when he returned her car :rotfl

ArtistikD42
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dirtdogg wrote:just keepin it real guys! You are what you drive.
bahah its funny you said this because g and z drivers are just like mustang drivers mostly d bags

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big_rig
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dirtdogg wrote:Why would nissan design a car that looked like it had a saggy diaper hanging off its but? Thats what the Altimas look like to me. Almost like their rear end is out of por-potioned to the rest of the car! Why?? This makes them one of the ugliest cars on the road, no wait, the Pontiac Aztec takes that prize, but the Altima is right there. At least the Maxima has a little HP to back up its ugliness,whats the Altima got? A bunch of cheap duechbags driving them around thinkin there front wheel drive sports cars! If you wanna get one for your mom,wife or gramma I understand, but lets not try to turn these ugly cars into flashy fast sports cars with soggy stinky diapers!
your man boobs sag, but i dont comment on that.

ArtistikD42
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awhs i think someone just s*** on themselves Image

trayharrell951
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his manpad was prob leaking. He musta lost too a sedan. Poor guy.


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