ALL ABOARD!!!!!

[Nick240sx]

*static* roger dispatch, standing by, holding for battalion commander over *static*

[nchopp]

Dispatch, 3219. Show us as in route. ETA, 4 minutes.

[nismofly]

traffic, november one four one lima gulf, inbound to crash site, circling at one thousand five hundred...activity in the area please advise

[Nick240sx]

10-4 november 141, lima gulf. copy dispatch over

[audtatious]

Hey Mic......

Sorry to wreck your choo-choo ride....

zerothread?id=171460

[nchopp]

N141LG, Traffic. November four zero three six three is believed to be in your vicinity, coordinates, altitude, and track unknown at this time. This is a rotary wing aircraft, media registry. Arrange your flight so as to reach two thousand five hundred feet by 0400. Report meteorological conditions as observed from your aircraft at lat 34, long -118.

Edwards is scrambling jets for patrol. You may expect to be relieved at 0500 by four F twenty twos. Upon arrival air command will be assigned to United States Air Force.

Use your full call sign until further notice.

[nchopp]

Hey Mic......

Sorry to wreck your choo-choo ride....

zerothread?id=171460

Identify yourself immediately. This channel is for official use only.

[audtatious]

Breaker 1-9, this is the RubberFuk. Do you copy, over?

(damn, this is gay )

[nchopp]

(damn, this is gay )

[audtatious]

You and Micah look good together. 10-4....

[nchopp]

You and Micah look good together. 10-4....

3214, 3215, 3235, Dispatch. Proceed to Hayworth, 600 block for high-risk warrant against suspected felon. Vehicle is a semi truck and trailer, white in color. 10-21 upon arrival at scene.

[audtatious]

3214, 3215, 3235, Dispatch. Proceed to Hayworth, 600 block for high-risk warrant against suspected felon. Vehicle is a semi truck and trailer, white in color. 10-21 upon arrival at scene.

3214 to dispatch, we are on the scene. Suspect is not, I repeat NOT the suspected felon. Suspect showed us evidence where NICO member nchopp has been perpetrating illegal activities with 8yo boys. Dispatch, we are returning to base for an new warrant, over.

[nchopp]

3214 to dispatch, we are on the scene. Suspect is not, I repeat NOT the suspected felon. Suspect showed us evidence where NICO member nchopp has been perpetrating illegal activities with 8yo boys. Dispatch, we are returning to base for an new warrant, over.

All units, Dispatch. Disregard all further communication from unit 3214. 3214, Dispatch. Report to the LEC immediately.

[audtatious]

Breaker 1-9 for an emergency broadcast. All Good Buddies be on the lookout for member nchopp who is wanted for using his fire truck to cooerce small boys to go with him. He will be driving a 93 Infiniti Q45 or dressed as a firefighter by a school yard or playground. If you see this person, run him off the road immediately. This is the RubberFuk and I'm 10-10 on the side...

[nchopp]

Breaker 1-9 for an emergency broadcast. All Good Buddies be on the lookout for member nchopp who is wanted for using his fire truck to cooerce small boys to go with him. He will be driving a 93 Infiniti Q45 or dressed as a firefighter by a school yard or playground. If you see this person, run him off the road immediately. This is the RubberFuk and I'm 10-10 on the side...

SWAT, Dispatch. Locate and apprehend suspect in white semi, license Adam Boy Truck one niner four. Last location Hayworth, 600 block. Suspect is armed and extremely dangerous, approach with extreme caution. Suspect is wanted for multiple drug violations in several states. FBI HRT will be on scene as support only.

[audtatious]

Dispatch, this is swat team alpha. We are 10-15. Identification shows perp to be Jesda Pants. Perp matches description posted as a shemale, 4'9" tall, 110lbs, wearing sandles and Capri's. We are 10-38 to the station.

Suspect:

[nchopp]

Dispatch, this is swat team alpha. We are 10-15. Identification shows perp to be Jesda Pants. Perp matches description posted as a shemale, 4'9" tall, 110lbs, wearing sandles and Capri's. We are 10-38 to the station.

Suspect:

Dispatch, 10-4. SWAT Team Bravo awaiting your arrival at LEC for prisoner transfer.

[colies97~240sx]

^^ ^^thats some freaky bisch

i kare... with a K

[nismofly]

the best part is its some funny brown guys head on the body of a *real* prisoner

[The Mic]

Hey Mic......

Sorry to wreck your choo-choo ride....

zerothread?id=171460

Ehh wrong the train keeps a rollin

[Nick240sx]

3214 this is unit 112, responding to back up call, suspect last seen fleeing the scene, aerial cover spotted suspect at 700 oakland and north welsh, all units respond. dispatch, cruiser down call in tow. over

[nismofly]

wtf you PS'ed you bar to the side of the train?

just put the bar on the bottom and its within limits

[audtatious]

wtf you PS'ed you bar to the side of the train?

just put the bar on the bottom and its within limits

He is following our request for smaller sig sizes.

Awesome job BTW!

[Nick240sx]

all units, suspect, codenamed audtatious, is posing as moderator and suggesting that all unsuspecting civilians decrease the sizing of the sigs. nearby units please respond, situation - domestic disturbance. adjoining units standby, over

[nchopp]

He is following our request for smaller sig sizes.

Awesome job BTW!

I refuse to bow to your tyranny!

[audtatious]

I refuse to bow to your tyranny!

Well, just don't make me whip out my "edit stick" and fix the sig for ya. You may not like what I put in there

[nchopp]

Well, just don't make me whip out my "edit stick" and fix the sig for ya. You may not like what I put in there

Torry will protect me!

[audtatious]

Torry will protect me!

X 2

You really think so?

[nismofly]

He is following our request for smaller sig sizes.

Awesome job BTW!

im saying its now 694 wide, where as if he stacked them theyd be like 300 wide but maybe 230 tall, which is closer to limits...at least i thought

ah well...carry on

[Nick240sx]

unit nchopp, unit 311 responding to your call, I GOT YO BACK BOY. all units respond