Aids with oral sex?

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WOW, where the fack did this thread got pooped from ?


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this is one hella long thread about nothing... it was halarious though... keep those coments coming...hahaha

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best south park episode ever was with the subway guy "i lost all the weight because i have "aids" " hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhah great stuf...."and i want to help every kid in southpark, im going to give them all aids" hahahahahh

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littledoomy wrote:My college has the highest amount of STD's in Missouri. I can't remember what the number is right now though. I still get on girls all the time, but I get myself checked once a week and always use protection.


Your sick, what are you desperate for some a/ss ?

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I H8 UR DSM wrote:i prefer the facial....its art


You could make her an angry dragon :D

Angry Dragon (aka "White Dragon", "Flaming Dragon") - 1) While receiving oral sex from a female, the male pulls out and shoots his load up her nose. The female then snorts to expell the semen from her nasal cavity, henceforth creating the appearance of an "angry dragon".

http://www.tomorrowideation.co....html <--- Hilarious and some sick.

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Angry Pirate - This is where you proceed to perform a "Houdini" on a girl. With exquisite aim you launch your load into her eyeball. You then swiftly kick her in the shin and run for the nearest exit. As you look back over your shoulder, it will look like you are being chased by a one eyed, one legged "angry pirate". - JD, North Carolina

thats what im talking about!!

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just buy a blow up doll that gives head then you dont have to worrie about catching anything ...well unless you loan it to a fiend

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Lol I just found out what a houdini was the other day, and that angry pirate thing is hilarious. Btw... this whole aids from a bj thing...yeah I think not. I'd rather have a stable gf that I know about going down on me, forget total strangers.

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Just another 240 wrote:so i'm just trying to educate myself more and getting prepare...hahahha


So MAYBE..... you should go to the doctor or a Planned Parenthood clinic and ask a PROFESSIONAL health care provider that would KNOW... instead of a bunch of car junkies!!

On a side note... you never know if the girl has any kind of bleeding sore or even just a little bit of bleeding gums from flossing or brushing her teeth... or anything for that matter. And... it DOESN'T take a cut on Mr. Winkie to contract it... it can be transmitted without and open cut on your johnson!

In a nut shell... know your partner... it's never worth the risk just for a 2 second orgasm that you could have just as easily given yourself without her help.

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Oh yeah... and I found the most accurate way to test a girl for the nasty stuff.... give her the "web-test":

Slide two fingers up inside... wiggle them around... pull them out and spread your fingers. If you get a bunch of slimy webs between them... turn and run!!!

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Quote »Slide two fingers up inside... wiggle them around... pull them out and spread your fingers. If you get a bunch of slimy webs between them... turn and run!!![/quote]

.....eeww.....

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maineimport wrote:Oh yeah... and I found the most accurate way to test a girl for the nasty stuff.... give her the "web-test":

Slide two fingers up inside... wiggle them around... pull them out and spread your fingers. If you get a bunch of slimy webs between them... turn and run!!!


On that note...:icesangel


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