Ah, yes revenge is best served at Mcdonalds

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You know those stupid, STUPID jagged vaginas with license plate covers that say stupid **** like, "***** on board" or "If you think I'm a *****, then you should meet my sister!" You know, those types who just need to get plowed off the road. The ones who have two screaming children in the back because the guy who knocked her up realized he was just using her for her baby producing organs? Yeah those chicks.

Anyway there was one today while I was McDonalds getting a 42oz, she would NOT move forward because there was ONE tree getting shade and she had A/C but didn't want to move forward. I saw her window up and the air blowing her hair before she pulled up to the window. So i honk for her to move up and she doesn't move. I figured she didn't notice the guy had finished ordering. To me it looked like she was still deciding what to order. I'm getting pissed because it's 90+ degrees and I've got no A/C and she's sitting under shade WITH A/C and not ordering her food. So after about 5 minutes she finally moves her red-headed ugly *** and gets to the ordering board. Somebody comes up behind me so I go forward and miss the tree :(

I'm kind of pissed and I think "Hmm... how can I get back at her?" and then it clicks... I'm running an open downpipe. I look at my tachometer and watch as it goes from 950 to 1000 to 1500 to 2500 to 3000 to 4500 to 5000 to 5500 to 6500. I'm sure that wasn't the best thing to do for my car but watching her scream her order and the veins in her neck popping out was well worth it. The Mcdonalds chick at the teller wasn't happy though...

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bwhahahahahaah
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LMFAO. Classic. I know what you mean. I almost got ran off the road by a chick in a Escalade and on the back she had a bumper sticker that read, "Silly Boys, Trucks are for Girls." As I kicked the Linc up a notch and proceded to dust her kicking rocks back on her Escalade, I came up with a really nice alt/metal rock tune entitled, "Silly B****, Trucks are for Boys". I sometimes still sing that tune in my head reminding me that when I get my Titan I'm gonna find that heffa and kick more rocks on her Escalade.

da Trick.
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***** got served
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Solid.
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Can I qualify for team pwncaeks?
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Off topic but, I saw the titan today for the first time. Holy mother of all things that are overly gigantic and ridiculously big... that thing was so big I think my nose started bleeding.
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kicks ***, don't it?

BIG TRUCKS ROCK!!!:ylsuper
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I was skurred of it.
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i drove a few titans at my old job, i like those, and the new f-150, they were probably my favorite trucks
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Sircnay wrote:I was skurred of it.


:Werd
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Titans>ALLArmada/QX56>ALL

LMAO!!! All these revenge threads are ****in great.
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Dude, revenge is like sex, it's only good with people you don't know... or something...wait.. that's a bad analogy.
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Dirty bastard.

How bout the more you do it the more you like it.
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How about...

Revenge is like stabbing, you do it once, then you find yourself doing it again.
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:thumbup
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Revenge is like kicking a baby seal, it may squeal the first time... but only if you don't get it in the throat.
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Now thats rough.
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I got $5 on the baby seal.
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Sircnay wrote:Dude, revenge is like sex, it's only good with people you don't know... or something...wait.. that's a bad analogy.


How about sex as revenge? You know, I don't think my old roommate ever found out his girlfriend did me more than she did him.

Does it count as revenge if the victim never finds out?

If not, could someone near Lake Charles find Saul E. Simmons and let him know I was the reason he and Regina never quite "fit" together.

While your at it tell my ex her sister kisses better than she does and she makes this cute little grunt when she.....oh. Sorry. TMI
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You dirty dog. :pimp
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Whoa.....
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I think thats the healthiest thing they serve at McDonalds..... Damn fat americans!!
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^Baby seals?
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hahahaha... thats pretty messed up

funny non the less
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