Advances in Watermelon Technology!

Post by **Mr1der** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:22 am

Ah yes, the watermelon....nature's equivalent to a big ol juicy ***! wait a second, I guess a big ol juicy *** would be nature too...But I digress! mmmm ***....I mean uh.

Yes Watermelon! I remember a day of spitting out all those big black seeds, they seem so long ago now thanks to the "seedless" watermelons that merely have the little bitty seeds in them. Another evolution in watermelon technology was the sqaure melon, thanks to the Japanese and their ever consciousness towards conserving space, gave us this modular wonder!

And now, today, we learn that they've picked it up a notch. That's right kids...

PYRAMID MELONS!!!!

behold the wonder! What better to portray an ancient Egyptian burial tomb then a watermelon! I'm betting in a few years, you can even give your honey the engagement ring of her dreams, thats right, a big diamond watermelon!

Ah, sit back and know that the world is truly ours. And no goddamn aliens are gonna take it come September 29 either!

Post by **BB Turbo** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:22 am

JDM FRUITS!

Post by **silkk** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:22 am

oh men, that's jdm tyte

Post by **Meantime** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:22 am

All your melons are belong to us!

*kung fu pose*

Post by **rousie13** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:22 am

Thats weird......I didn't even know they had square ones, let alone pyramid ones now. lol

Post by **Ghettokracker71** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:22 am

Is that real How the....what the....

just plain WHAT!???

Post by **gabossie** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:22 am

the only true goal of technological adcancement.... the creation of different shaped fruits!

Post by **Hijacker** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:22 am

rousie13 wrote:Thats weird......I didn't even know they had square ones, let alone pyramid ones now. lol

that was the big news in '01 when I was there. The square ones that is

Post by **w1ngzer0** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:22 am

i wonder if they taste as nasty as the square tomato.

At any rate watermellon is teh nasty

Post by **wangless** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:22 am

they arent gonna be fun to roll around anymore

Post by **Scorch** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:22 am

or shoot out of cannons

Post by **dr!ft** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:22 am

But you can still fill them up with alcohol!!!

Post by **blu240hch** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:22 am

lmao, that was not what i expected... totally entertaining though. what will they think of next, round sticks of butter... errr I guess they wouldn't be sticks then huh? ahh **** it, i'm gonna have another beer and ponder the multiple possibilies of watermelon shapes.

Post by **I Need $$$** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:22 am

MMM a nice square meal! And only 12,000 yen.

Post by **G_unit** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:22 am

I bet they grew the friggin melon in a box. As for they Pyramid one they just stuck a cone on top. Leave to them to grow misshapen melons. I'll stick to my nice oval shaped melons thanks.

Post by **rousie13** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:22 am

I want a square one damn it.

Post by **Hijacker** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:22 am

scrounge up 120 bucks, and you too can have a swaure water mellon

Post by **rousie13** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:22 am

holy crap.......that melon better make me fly or do something cool for 120 beans.

Post by **SeVa-S13** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:22 am

rousie13 wrote:holy crap.......that melon better make me fly or do something cool for 120 beans.

Watermelon soaked in Absinthe.

Post by **Hijacker** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:22 am

12,000 yen is approximately $120

Post by **krazy skwerel** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:22 am

Absinthe=not so tasty

Post by **Mr1der** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:22 am

good god Blake, you some kinda freak?!

ugh!

bleh!

hoark!

ralf!

Post by **G_unit** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:22 am

For 12,000 Yen it's gonna look weird and taste like $hit.

Post by **nicericebaby** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:22 am

I'll eat it!

Post by **Ghettokracker71** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:22 am

I wanna try it too!

Post by **Fenvy** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:22 am

hello and welcome to yesterday, hehe

oh btw, you can find the square watermelon in the united states too in some japanese market, i've seen them, they cost about 3 or 4 times the normal price

Post by **StrangeLove** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:22 am

I'd hit it!

disclaimer: no I won't

Post by **jdmfreak** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:22 am

Damn! I want one.

Post by **maxhopper** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:22 am

Meantime wrote:All your melons are belong to us!

*kung fu pose*

I just shat myself!

Advances in Watermelon Technology!

Advances in Watermelon Technology!

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