AZhitman wrote:From the "Occupy" website:
"We are occupying the ports as part of a day of action, boycott and march for full legalization and good jobs for all to draw attention to and protest the criminal system of concentrated wealth that depends on local and global exploitation of working people, and the denial of workers' rights to organize for decent pay, working conditions and benefits, in disregard for the environment and the health and safety of surrounding communities"
OK, let's look at this steaming pile of hippie poo (it's no wonder these poor bastards can't get jobs, their message is incoherent and tangential)...
We are occupying the ports as part of a day of action - Good. Except a "day of action" needs more advance notice - but good on ya' for taking a crack at it. Carry on, you're off to a great start...
...boycott and march - Wait, what are you boycotting? And are you marching, or Occupying? Because if you march too far, you're not really Occupying the spot you originally planned to Occupy. Plus, what if someone shows up late? I mean, you guys didn't get where you are in life by getting up at the crack of dawn, right? Just tryin' to help...
...for full legalization - Of what? Marijuana? Sleeping in the park? Legalization of all illegal immigrants (I don't see many of those in the Occupy pictures, btw). What do we want "legalized"? Be clear, kids.
...and good jobs for all - Yeah, that'd be great. Let me know how you define a "good job". I think it's probably something like "video game tester" or "independently wealthy snowboarder" or maybe "Abercrombie & Fitch model". Some folks neither want, nor deserve, a "good job". Hell, I'd like to have one, mine sucks. Maybe I'll go Occupy something - Oh, wait, I have to work. Dammit.
...to draw attention to and protest the criminal system of concentrated wealth - Because God forbid any wealth be concentrated among the people who actually EARNED it... I suppose I'm a criminal too, since I've amassed a little bit of savings for my future... STFU and move to Poland, lazy-a$$es.
...that depends on local and global exploitation of working people - Wow, where to start. So, no wealth is created unless someone's exploited? Really? Tell you what: You agree to pay $225 for a pair of Levi's, and we'll make sure everyone who makes Levi's makes $60K a year. Plus benefits. Deal? By the way, the non-English-speaking gentlemen who built my pool, my patio addition, and who clean my yard don't consider themselves "exploited". In fact, they sing while they work, and they're some pretty awesome people... I enjoyed getting to know them. Go whine about exploitation in Taiwan or Indonesia. We have Federal programs designed to prevent "exploitation" - feel free to report any such instances to the appropriate authorities (oh, wait - you wouldn't see it if you're not at work, and you don't trust authorities - bummer.)
...and the denial of workers' rights to organize for decent pay, working conditions and benefits - Tell that to the Longshoremen and the Teamsters, as you get in their way. You know, those guys who are
organized? Hell, they could teach you knuckleheads a thing or two about "organizing", because you suck at it. Someone's gotta pump out the sewers and move heavy things, hippie-boy. You might not think those aren't "decent working conditions", but the guys who do it are proud and tough. Not everyone gets to be Hugh Hefner. Stop being stupid.
...in disregard for the environment - ...says the guy who just pooped in a park and left a bunch of garbage behind for the taxpayers to clean up.

Morons. By the way, I hope you all WALKED to your Occupy destination, because otherwise you're wasting fossil fuels. Oh, and all those delays you're creating at the ports? Yeah, their timetables are designed to maximize efficiency - you just wasted a lot of fuel and created more unnecessary pollution. Now, STFU and pick up your discarded Rockstar cans and Occupy leaflets - better yet, go take them to a recycling center and make some money (that is, unless you're too lazy).
...and the health and safety of surrounding communities - Again, says the guy who just pooped in a park and left a bunch of garbage behind for the taxpayers to clean up. Snarling traffic and disrupting the normal pace of business impacts the health and safety of the community as well... so does scuffling with the police, who were sent in to make sure you imbeciles behave (lots of drug and alcohol arrests at the Occupy sites, imagine that). So, I don't think any of you are real invested in the "health and safety of the community". If you were, you'd organize to plant trees, clean up garbage, take a sick person to their doctor's appointment, help a disabled vet mow his yard, pick up broken glass on the project playground... "Whoa. That sounds like hard work, dude. I'd rather chill in the park and wait for the pigs to show up and harass us." Yeah. That's what I thought.
Did I leave anything out?