aawwww 80 mph below the belt

[absolute]

OK here's the deal. I got off from work sunday night, i had worked doubles all week, i was a lil tired and aggrevated. So i say hey im going to the batting cage to blow off some steam. The rest of the guys had to get to there wives , one of the fellahs went to change, but my cousin went with me. Got in the cage put my money in the 80 mph machine... cool, started reading the writing on the ground...first mistake...and i was standing over home plate!!!second most crucial mistake! It took me a second for my brain to kick in, as well as the writing on the ground which had been rubbed off. "do not step outside of box" I looked up and saw the light flash. I barely had time to say sh!, plunk. and i took and 80 mph fastball to the nuts. out of a pitching machine. Stupid! no other words for it, i just wasnt thinkin. It didnt drop me but i almost fell coming out of the cage, my cousin laughed his head off till i told him where i got hit. i went to the bathroom at the place and "they" were the size of tennis balls, no joke. I limped to the in store phone and told him id be layin on the car. i went to the doctor last night. seems i have a testicular hemotoma contusion, i.e. a bruise inside my testicles. this is by far the most pain i have ever experienced. Im about to take my work order to my job, cause i cant work until like friday or saturday, and i have to see a urologist on friday, so... I just felt like sharing with the 240 fam.......ok let the flaming and laughing begin...

[AkademikONE]

LMAO

are you ok?

[absolute]

shh im alright huirts like hell though, but the medicine makes me sleee...

[hybrid_flyer]

so sorry to hear that, but you gotta admit if that was somebody else you would have been the one on the ground laughing

[Ace 2.0]

funny as hell,but i can relate i was sparring with my friend and got kneed in the nuts!!! OMFG that hurt!!!

[Anand]

YiKeS!

I'm sorry to ehar that... I know it's funny but I can't even imagine how bad that's gotta hurt..

one thing comes to mind..

"that's gonna leave a mark"

[D1SR240]

i'm sorry about your accident but that is damn funny lol

[Charlie240sxt]

Danm gotta hert sooo bad