A thread for JimmyMethod

[Mr1der]

I think we need to gas him and bleach that s*** yo.

[gabossie]

Look for the newest in the Gulati series at bookstores near you...

[Mr1der]

you even mispelled dying like a real emo kid would! Brilliant!

[gabossie]

[nismofly]

remember kids, its across the street, not down the lane

[The Mic]

[nismofly]

rofl!

a taste of their own medicine?

[Mr1der]

the best way to cut a throat is in and out, not out to in.

[nchopp]

the best way to cut a throat is in and out, not out to in.

And it's actually an extremely loud and relatively slow way to die. There's a lot of gurgling involved, and bleeding out can take several minutes if you don't get enough of the windpipe sliced open.

[JimmyMethod]

That makes it better. Emo kids want to suffer a lot in death, to match (or make up for) how much suffering they had in life.

[nismofly]

you mean the suffering they really dont have but they think they do and they want you to fell sorry for them because theyre attention whores like that

[JimmyMethod]

Sarcasm isn't new to you.

[nismofly]

o rly?

[Mr1der]

And it's actually an extremely loud and relatively slow way to die. There's a lot of gurgling involved, and bleeding out can take several minutes if you don't get enough of the windpipe sliced open.

real men go for the brain stem or the lung. or a lung kidney....

stab the back, they can't scream for s***.

[MinisterofDOOM]

If I was going to commit suicide, I wouldn't waste my time with knives. I'd head to downtown SLC, douse myself in Forest Service grade napalm, and light myself. Then I'd run through the streets screaming and flailing and jumping on cars and hobos.

I might do that when I get so old I'm pretty much useless.

[JESTER]

Mr1der has teh right ideal. If you are gonna knife someone, go between the ribs int eh back for a lung. It's a whole lot less quiet than cutting the throat.

I actually prefer a silenced Ruger MK II pistol with sub sonic rounds myself. But that's just me.