A Sneeze? Are you serious?!

[LongBeachCoupe]

Ok so yesterday morning i woke up fine... on my way out of the house i sneezed. Anyways i sneezed so hard i hurt my back!

Yesterday i went to work anyways and was walking around like an old man... This morning it was worse, i can barely stand up or move around at all.. Im going to get some xrays later... But from a sneeze? are you serious?!

[SHIFT_COUPE]

That must have been a hell of a sneeze to tweak your back!

[Serkle K]

that must be the SuperBug!

[LongBeachCoupe]

I work with 2 40ish guys and 2 60ish guys... when i told them my back hurt because i sneezed, they made me fell like I was the one approaching retirement.

Also, i was supposed to go to these special spots i found to take calendar pictures yesterday but ofcourse i couldnt. Today i was supposed to work on the car with SermonM and thats not happening either... Now im missing the calendar..

[Mr. Music]

Yeah man, that can happen. I don't know why, but its not only you, Brian; its happened to me too, lol.

[AZhitman]

"Ya ever fart so hard yer back cracks?"

Yep. Me too.

[PHENOMenalVinyl]

bro try bein 6 9 my life sucks ive had back problems since i was ummmmm 14 lol i go to the chiropractor like every two months for sumtin wrong n thn im out of commissiion for like 5 days it sucks lol but good luck hope ya feel betta

[EYEHEARTJDMS13]

Oh I got a sneeze story for ya'll. So I was in a turning lane in my old Integra to get into my school at the time with a Denali in front of me. Well I'm just chillin' there with a cute female friend name Erin in the passenger seat. Out of no where I get rear ended by a yellow neon. I scream "IF I BYPASS THE CURSING BARRIER AGAIN ILL BE IN TROUBLE" because I thought it might have pushed my exhaust up, not even asking if she was okay... I felt like a moron but she understood. Well we pull over and the guy gets out while I'm looking around my car and he's freaking out like "sorry bro, I didn't mean too" Once I noticed the damage wasn't bad for me I was like "it's ight buddy" His car's front end was mashed a bit ha. But then he tells me he sneezed and hit the gas instead of the brakes. LAME! But atleast I was ready for it and didn't hit the +$50,000 SUV in front of me. Good times in the Integra but better in the S13!

[maxentropy]

bro try bein 6 9 my life sucks ive had back problems since i was ummmmm 14 lol i go to the chiropractor like every two months for sumtin wrong n thn im out of commissiion for like 5 days it sucks lol but good luck hope ya feel betta

There is no chance in hell that any 69 year old speaks/types/doesn't utilize punctuation like yourself.

I've got a bad astigmatism in my right eye, threw out my back when I was 19, and got little to no hearing left. I'm only 22 now...

[EYEHEARTJDMS13]

Think he means height like 6'9" ha.

[xeene]

lbc, my mother dislocated a disk in her spine about 20 years ago from a sneeze. couldn't walk for couple weeks till chiropractor put it back in place. she still has back pains from time to time. sneezing is serious business.

[maxentropy]

Think he means height like 6'9" ha.

Thanks, all I got was the two numbers from his post since it's mostly jibberish.

[LongBeachCoupe]

So i went to the hospital to see if they wanted to give me xrays or something, and the orthopedist i called today asked me what day in august i wanted an appt. for lol.

They said its a very common thing, especially if you are a big sneezer (you know how some people kinda hold it in, which is very bad for you by the way), and if you are thin...

So now im laying on the floor infront of my massive 47" tv watching DVR without a trace and checking the forums... seeing how a new member was cursing on this thread... NAUGHTY BOY watch yo EYEHEART watch yoself FOO! This is a PG-13 forum, leave that potty mouth at the curb please, and dont override the system.

Anyone wanna play GTA?

[marcelo929]

DAMNNNNNN!! so thiss is what you were talking about when you hurt your back and couldn't go look for BLACK GOLD. Im amazed. Hope your back feels better soon

[TheBourneAltimatum]

this happned to me last week, i couldnt even move for an hour...i feel your pain

[sjcoupe]

I am with you, I feel your pain. Give it a few days a week at the most and you will be as good as new.

[LongBeachCoupe]

But im a 25 yr old banker.. although i can essentially work from anywhere i have my blackberry, my partners are old (40s and 60s) and they are in every day. I feel really stupid not going to work claiming back pains from a sneeze.. they are really cool guys and dont mind, but i personally feel like i "cant cut it" and my body is "giving up on me" lol...