A plan for world peace that might just work...

[Movingviolation240]

This is Robin William's plan for world peace. All we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. 1. The US will apologize to the world for our interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never "interfere" again. 2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station our troops at all US borders. No more will anyone sneak through holes in the fence. 3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported to France immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France should welcome them. 4. All future visitors will ! be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorlst nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers who won't speak English. 5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, or they get a "D" and it's back home baby!..Never to Return. 6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for awhile. 7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else! to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up their storage sites would be enough.) 8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides...most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything. 9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place! We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. 10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. Now, ain't that a winner of a plan. "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'''

[Mr1der]

we're talking about Mork right?

[TrunkMonkey]

i've always been in favor of the US giving the rest of the world the finger and taking care of our own.

-demetrius

[Mr1der]

yeah, but I think other countries would still piss and moan for help, kind of a no win situation

to quote Dennis Leary, "***** 'em, we got the bomb!"

[I30T]

haha, he's an *******, he's an *******, hole-e-ole...

[BuudWeizErr]

Can you be the governor of California?

[Mr1der]

Mary Carey would so be my ASSistant, I think she'd spend most of the time doing all the grunt work though!

haha, I suck...

[Checkered-Member]

Movingviolation240 for president

[[Zero-S]]

My vote belongs to Paul.

[Repo Man]

Jesse mutha****in' Ventura all the way baby!

[skydragoness]

i've always been in favor of the US giving the rest of the world the finger and taking care of our own.

-demetrius

i agree

[Nathan]

I like Robin Williams more and more every day! Being the world's police is quite the thankless job for us, maybe it IS time we just tell them all to go to hell. I'm either in favor of that plan, or one where we take over the world and kill anyone who stands in our way.

[AZhitman]

Paul, I'm in as your running mate, brotha!

:patriot

[krazy skwerel]

one where we take over the world and kill anyone who stands in our way.

You know some random country from south america would overthrow our regime, or some natural disaster would mess us up. Thats seems to be the way it goes when someone tries to take over the world. Take Pinky and the Brain for instance. Always thwarted in some way. :batman

[Mr1der]

that's why we don't rely on you to push any buttons mister!

[Nismo_Freak]

Paul, I'm in as your running mate, brotha!

:patriot

I'm the head of the Dept. of Defense!

[Nathan]

It was all Brain's fault...I'm convinced that Pinky was the true genius!

[krazy skwerel]

Can't argue with that. Brain over thought everything, yet pinky was so simplistic in his actions.

[Movingviolation240]

What do we call our political party? I kinda like 'The Burns party' I think if Mr. Burns was in charge nobody would give us crap.

I can see it now.... the official goverment response the day we firebomb the UN building. "yes, it was excelent"

[Stoneage_Turbo]

yup robin williams is right , i like his idea

robin williams '04 !!!! he needs to run , could you imagine the state of the union adress , for once people would watch it and laugh there arses off

was he born in the usa ?

as for movingviloation240 running i will be more than happy to head the Dept Of Transportation and the beaureau of ALCOHOL TOBACCO AND FIREARMS , ill get these trailerparks strightend out if i could ever sober up

[I H8 UR DSM]

Jenna Jameson for President.

[Phax]

Jenna Jameson for President.

Hell, put that ***** in office and I might actually make some time to tune in when the President goes live to speak to the nation. :ylsuper

[Mr1der]

haha, just think of all her international relations! Bet we wouldn't have many problems with the other world leaders.

that could mark the first ever NATO gang bang