A great way to get a girlfriend

[Nathan]

Stockholm Syndrome....learn it, love it, use it! Kidnapping might be the key for many of us What do you guys think?

[SeVa-S13]

Good plan, good song too.

[The Mic]

nice thinking out of the box. Do you have a subscription?

[Mr1der]

it only works for short term...

try meeting a girl in a coffee shop or bookstore or something...

gun is optional on it.

[SeVa-S13]

Those coffee shop and bookstore chicks are always too stuck up. Incessantly whining about "my offensive breath" and won't stop talking about how they don't like "my hand up their shirt" just because they don't know me.

I blame the liberals for this insolence.

[Nathan]

Meeting girls in a coffee shop around my college just guarantees you will meet some hippy liberal emo chick. No thanks, I'd rather kidnap me a really good catch