A good one for Monday

[zozoka1212]

A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to one of those big

"everything under one roof" stores looking for a job.

The manager asked, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid said, "Sure, I was a salesman back home in Texas."

The boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You start

tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you

did."

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the boss came down to see how

things went.

"How many sales did you make today?"

The young man replied without hesitating, "One."

The boss said, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30

sales a day. How much was the sale for?"

The kid said,

"$101,237.64."

The boss said, "$101,237.64?! What the hell did you sell?!"

The kid said, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold

him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook.

Then I sold him a new fishing

rod. Then I asked him where he was going

fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was

gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and

I sold him that twin-engine Chris Craft. Then he said he

didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down

to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Blazer."

Amazed, the boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook

and you sold him a boat and a truck?"

"No, he came here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I

said, 'Well, your weekend's shot, you might as well go

fishing.'"

zozo

[Tampa G35 Sedan 6MT]

that is a good one!

Nice zozo

[G_whizz]

Great joke!!

[Ar878]

lmao!never heard that one before

[Focusedintntions]

lmao love it!

[kmckis1029]

thats great!

[telcoman]

that is a good one!

Nice zozo

+1

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How the Fight Got Started

When I got home last night from a hard day at work, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So, I loaded her into the car and took her to a gas station .And that's how the fight started .....

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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $795. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.And that's how the fight started.....

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I reached in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too."And that's how the fight started .....

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, "Do you know her?""Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.""My God!' says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"And that's how the fight started .....

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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get so-o-o-o stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it .... he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!"So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?"And that's how the fight started .....

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."He said, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow..."And before he could complete his sentence. I replied, "Nah, she can order for herself."And that's how the fight started ..... Telcoman

[marlin29311]

haha, got a good chuckle out of me

[Tampa G35 Sedan 6MT]

Nice ones Telco

Like this one

When I got home last night from a hard day at work, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So, I loaded her into the car and took her to a gas station .And that's how the fight started .....

[Raylo]

Nice

[SVTCOBRA]

smart kid!Nice one Zozo!!!

[zozoka1212]

Thanks guys, Telco brothers were good ones too.

Hey Telco what is going on. Your mile/ tank is getting lower each fill up. You started flooring your G or what?

zozo

[telcoman]

Thanks guys, Telco brothers were good ones too.

Hey Telco what is going on. Your mile/ tank is getting lower each fill up. You started flooring your G or what?

zozo

Had the wife in the car

[zozoka1212]

LOL

I got it. If you go like a madman she goes quite . No more and only

Or is is it the weight issue?

zozo

[G_whizz]

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Richard, the 11

year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked

him to come over.

Richard clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was

walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong? He replied,'It was an ID ten T error.

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An ID ten T

error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.' Richard grinned.

'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?''

No,' I replied. 'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure

it out.'

So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T

I used to like the little Bastard

[zozoka1212]

Nice

LOL

zozo

[BrandAidDesignG35]

That's haliarious... I told my GF the joke about the blonde's missing 710 from zozo, she didn't find it so funny as she is blonde... lol