Long story short, the car will crank and crank without firing. After checking the spark plugs (appear to check out), I moved to checking the fuel. I pulled the fuel rail and held it about half an inch above the ports to check that they were in fact spraying. The weird part is, at this point, the car actually started and ran on it's own. We re-installed the fuel rail and once again there is nothing. After some checking around I have been told to check the fuel pressure, or possibly just a faulty connection that I just so happened to jar when adjusting the rail the first time. Any suggestions?

Sounds like it's getting too much fuel or no air. Take off the air filter and try it again.

I did that, took the air duct off the throttle body, still nothing.