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BuudWeizErr »
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Fri May 30, 2003 8:08 pm
You want to put Integra Altezzas on your S13 coupe.
Here is my suggestion.
First, bash your head into your monitor. I suggest you do it repeatedly until you can't anymore/pass out. Bonus points if you break the glass and get electrocuted by the flyback.
Second, go to autozone and pick up a For Sale sign, and scrawl a dollar amount on it and put it in your window. No matter who you sell it to, they will treat your car better than you will.
Third, never buy another Nissan again. In fact, never buy another car again. I think you should have your legs amputated so that you can't drive anymore. We'll just get you a wheel chair and you can roll your a$$ all around town.
Fourth (optional), go inside your house, nail boards over all of your doors and windows and basically any hole allowing you to exit the premises. Then stay inside your house forever.
Altezzas.. on a coupe... jesus h.