So, yeah, I'm new to these forums and still a novice to Zs, and just a little story for those that might question why im here.
I used to own this, an '04 Mazda RX-8 4AT a.k.a Keiko (and I loved it/her for what it/she was
) I had big plans for this little bundle of awesomsauce. (NA 20b/3 rotor)
But then, one fateful day. An old woman driving a Mazda MPV ran a stop sign heading from one side road to another and she did this to Keiko.
It almost made me
But, men don't cry, we weep. (I didn't do that either though)
Suprisingly, I didn't get beat up too bad. Then as our hero recovers from minor injuries, he thinks to himself, "What car should I get next?" He thought about returning to the world of triangles and apex seals, but remembered that the RX-8 was a handful and maintenance is expensive. So, I looked to Nissan for help and they replied, "Go catch some Zs." " 'Gasp' that's it! I should go to sleep." Eight hours later im on autotrader searching for a 6spd 350z with an lsd, and found her.
She's a beaut isn't she? I named her Nami and we began our journey as Trainor and Pokemon, yep she's the Charazard to my Ash (meaning she was too much for me at first). I couldn't cope with such a wild animal. Eventually my gonads dropped and I manned up to the challenge of becoming one of the greats that tame these majestic creatures everyday.
I thought at first she was rejecting me, but I see now that she wants to help me go to where I need to be in life. (See what I did there) As a result we're getting along better now to the point where she doesn't mind if I drive her hard.
She told me that she wanted her rather miniscule voice to be heard by all, so I obliged and bought her one of these as a surprise.
I took her to the muffler shop a month and a half later and granted her request to be heard. Then as I got her back some strange metamorphosis occured and she turned into this.
Im just kidding, but imagine if she did. She actually looks like this.
I was so happy that my face changed into this.
Well thus ends part of the slightly not so epic tale of why Otaku is here. I don't normally type this much into a post but, what's the point of an introduction if no one remembers you?
I hope you like the pics, considering they are all taken by a camera phones. (Sidekick LX and G1) I hope my humor was somewhat amusing.
So, im done.
Im Otaku, and I approve this message.