26 Ways to Make a Girl Smile

[tollboothwilley]

26 Ways to Make a Girl Smile:

1. when she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" thiswill keep her on her toes. and girls love that.

2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness.(or if she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really really hard until shecries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girlsare like dogs. they love to be roughed up.

4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if sheis, say "you better be" , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. thiswill show her you care.

5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might beher fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. andevery girl needs some improvement.

6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. thenwhen she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. becausejewelry is for p****** and cheap hookers.

7. if youre talking to another girl, make sure your girlfriend islooking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words @#%$ you andgrab the other girls ***. Girls love competition.

8. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so shethinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tireyard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding andnow you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. whenshe starts crying and asks why you would do something like that, leanover and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."

9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love thosespecial nicknames.

10. play with her hair. play with it HARD.

11. warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket...then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if youdon't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitchingabout a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to thebathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when thepartys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at theparty.

13. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet.kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls?

14. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes homeand you can use your arms for more important things. like basketball.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. if you care about her, never ever tell her. this will only give herself confidence. then you can never turn her into the object she deepdown desires to be.

17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes,earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of thepair. This way shell go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order, interruptand say "no she's not hungry". make her watch you eat. Girls love a guythat speaks for her.

19. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love aspontaneous guy.

20. give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smellon it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what i'mtalking about.

21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. She'll say no it'sjust the rain. ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to"stop crying you @#%$ baby". Girls like a tough man as i've alreadystated.

22. Titty twisters and plenty of them. When she gets mad tell her to"grow up and learn to laugh a bit."

23. if youre listening to music on headphones, and she asks to hear it,tell her no. this way she'll think you're mysterious.

24. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach hermaterial objects arent important. The only thing thats important is thatshe keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she canever get.

25. when she gives you a present on your birthday, christmas, or justwhen ever, take it and tell her you love it. then next time you knowshe's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have thepresent visibly sticking out of the can. girls actually don't like thisone that much but i think it's funny.

26. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will,promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. Thiswill make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you callyou're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be reallyexcited. Now don't call! That will be so funny!

MODS*Please move to GENERAL. Posted in wrong forum on accident.

[dusred]

Ha ha!

I've read that somewhere before I can't really remember where.

[zozoka1212]

LOL.

Love it.

zozo

[av8or]

lol #7, #11, #19....