240 not starting

[josh8999]

my 89 240 will not start

[daytona drifter]

wow, thats amazing

[dickie]

you need 3 things to make your car start/go:

fuel, air, and spark.

be more specific, and please post in the proper section.

[480sx]

lmao man i pretty much try to help everyone, no mater what, but this guy..

d!ck right, fuel+air+gas=go, its just as simple as that......And a good charge on a battery helps sometimes too.

[funigui]

im speechless on this one, whats next. "I want a car"

[redtop91]

Best thread ever.

[northstar ninja]

i feel myself getting stupider by the minute....

[okinawa drift]

im speechless on this one, whats next. "I want a car"

my 240 wont say hi

[240sxmech]

hey guess what im thinking guys??????

[okinawa drift]

my tv wont turn on

[redtop91]

Is it plugged in?

[okinawa drift]

haha! why thanks problem solved!

[zerosum6]

my 89 240 will not start

turn the key and hold for 1-2 secondsif this does not work check to see if a troll stole your starter, if the starter is still there make sure the motor has plenty of pixie dust as this can be the leading cause of "my 89 240 will not start" and thermal breakdown

[okinawa drift]

did you plug your 240 in?

[Chukidori]

my tv wont turn on

Did you clean the carbeurator?

[okinawa drift]

Did you clean the carbeurator?

hmm good idea, i got a TV20DETT swap and just bought some aftermarket buttons, im need to tint the window, its pretty nice, my 240TV

[zerosum6]

I almost feel bad, its like kicking a hobo while they sleep, or beating up the retarted kid at your school who didnt get that taking a crap in the hallway was a no no.

When you post its a good idea to be more specific like engine, anymods, basically the who the what and the when.

[Chukidori]

A non retarded kid pooped in the hallway of my high school one time..not intentionaly tho. He pooped his pants and then it fell out of his pants leg as he ran. He was just so nervous i guess.

[zerosum6]

A non retarded kid pooped in the hallway of my high school one time..not intentionaly tho. He pooped his pants and then it fell out of his pants leg as he ran. He was just so nervous i guess.

I said that cause it happened, I was walking down the long empty hallway as I saw it in the distance. I yelled out hey you f%cking retard you took a $hit in the hall! I did not notice that the special ed teacher was close by, she then asked me why I would say such a thing, to which I replied "you would have to be a retard to take a crap in the hallway". FYI the turd was normal shape telling me that if I was a minute earlier I would have seen a big fat retarded *** dropping a duece,gross.