I hate to hear this, but something is very wrong. I'll give you a few quick things you can quickly check in order or most likely.
The first thing to check is the extended storage fuse.
Does your analog clock work?
It seems to be possible to have the fuse partially installed so some of the items it controls work but not others or they only work partially.
The next thing to try is with the key off put the directional stalk and wiper stalk in the highest speed setting and turn the key on for two seconds. Turn the key off and reset the arms.
The only other thing I can think of is the illumination fuse in the IPDM may be open but that would be really weird and not be something you should have to get into yourself.