ok smartass, listen up:nubs2112 wrote:Well, DAH!!!!! I could have told you that. You really have not given me any good information. Yes, I understand the RTV s***, but I'm just looking to see if anyone has had a similar problem. OBVIOUSLY you have not had this problem. Thought this forum would be a great tool. I guess not.
the best advice i gave you is to dump the garbage you filled your engine with. that quick-fix in a bottle is acting like blood-clots not only on your initial leak, but in tiny vital oil passages. this advice i have offered you, alone, might have just saved you thousands of dollars. so take your ungratefulness and shove it elsewhere. continue with your attitude, and ill give you some time off to think about your behavior.nubs2112 wrote:You really have not given me any good information.
Speaking of "tool," you're the one who thought you could fix an oil leak by dumping a bottle of Magical Mystery Unicorn Semen in your engine.nubs2112 wrote:Well, DAH!!!!! I could have told you that. You really have not given me any good information. Yes, I understand the RTV s***, but I'm just looking to see if anyone has had a similar problem. OBVIOUSLY you have not had this problem. Thought this forum would be a great tool. I guess not.
EPIC lolAZhitman wrote:Magical Mystery Unicorn Semen in your engine.
$22 (free shipping): http://www.ebay.com/itm/Nissan-Sentra-A ... eb&vxp=mtrAZhitman wrote:we might even be able to find you that gasket for a lot less money.
no problem.nubs2112 wrote:Ok, well said. My bad. Just thought that may have been a good fix. I get it. I apologize for the rant, just looking for some good old advice. Just called local dealer and I think what I will do is take the part off and take it to dealer and ask them about it.
Please accept my appology.
Dude! You need to copyright/trademark that! You coulda' gotten royalties or something from this ebay sale:AZhitman wrote:Speaking of "tool," you're the one who thought you could fix an oil leak by dumping a bottle of Magical Mystery Unicorn Semen in your engine.

Soo, no suggesting he get a custom avatar?ImStricken wrote:PS: i am allowing this thread to stay open, not to continue your BS- but in hopes someones has come across this issue and might offer your ungrateful a** some help.

Well-done. No more peeing on the floor!nubs2112 wrote:Thanks for some if the offerings< I did get the oval/oblong gasket. All fixed and no leak. Just a pain in the a** to get the cooling lines off, but is was done.
anyway to hook up an aftermarket oil cooler to the stock lines?nubs2112 wrote:To the gentleman from New Jersey who was inquiring about the oil cooler. I did take the cooler lines off and also took the entire cooler off of the vehicle to get a good look at what I was doing. Yes there are 4 bolts on top of the unit. Take those off and you will find a rubber gasket on there wipe off and clean the area, place the new gasket in the groove that it sits in put your cover back on and tighten the bolts. DO NOT OVERTIGHTEN!!!! By doing that you will strip the threads and no I did not do that. Hook your cooler lines back up. Yes there will be a some coolant that leaks out A LOT. Be prepared to fill your coolant back up. Yes I did learn the hard way. Knock on wood I have not had any oil leaking since I did it.