I will go through the relays and fuses but I can actually hear them working
when the cover is off and someone presses start... so really praying for the starter.
The part that has me the most boggled is that the key fob will NOT lock the doors or work the alarm whatsoever, which also has me thinking this is a key programming issue (or Intelligent Key issue).
With the battery being a potential threat and a new one going in... that should've allowed my alarm to at least work right?
I don't see a starter being the cause for my keys to not work... kinda hoping maybe if the car start the key fob will start working too, but then again I'm used to working on non push start button cars.
******UPDATE************
New starter in, now battery is really dead, read like 10.2v and gets up to correct voltage with
trickle charge but after one attempt to crank, its dead.
Just found

Which if you see the yellow circle is a blown 250A fuse... when I put a piece of wire in there everything pops back to life. Remote works, all interior lights on dash that I didn't notice normally light up, lite up. When I pressed that start button I still got nothing however.
Now I believe mostly because this battery IS dead now, but what would make THAT fuse pop (how do I even replace that one, its part of the battery terminal). I'm scared to try starting it with the new battery in there while jumping that fuse.... ideas?