1am....bored as hell....tell a kill story

[nismodave]

OK....I raced a guy in a ws6 last year..

He told me his car ran 12s....ok....lets go....

Lined up next to him .....my bud flagged us.....he launched me bad due to my open rear end...

Second gear got closer....3rd gear....bye bye domestic crap!!!

We got hadent even gotten back to the start and some guys hangin out were talkin amongst themselves (so I heard from a friend) that my car made 500 horse....lmao...

Anyway he wanted to run again, but I didnt want to risk gettin busted for racin (dont start...This was the first time I street raced in 2 yrs)....so I headed out...

Ok....my story.....lets hear some storys fom some of you other night owls.

[GatorS14]

my boy,whipped up on a civic with a body kit,he has a 91 fastback.(big deal right?)well dude got all pissed off and tried to hit us at the next light swervin' at us and s***,then all a sudden his tire rips off his rim(and rips his front bumper off).we stop and and he comes up to the driver window and trys to hit my boy.I hop out he trys to swing on me, I push this ****** on his back and start kicking the f^ck out of him.this is all on one the busiest roads in my town everyone is waching us.and a cop pulls up and is like whats up and i help dude off the ground and he starts cry'in' & yellin' "man ya'll gotta pay for my tire!"the cop looks at him and says "you shouldn't be driving stupid""have a good night" now you ask me why kick the guy like a soccer ball?, well he also tried to fight my lil' brother after my brother beat him in his mirage earlier this week.

my take is race if you wanna race.fight if you wanna fight.

[nismodave]

You Fl guys are nuts:D

[GatorS14]

Nah,you cheese heads are the best!out in the snow naked with a cheese hat watchin' football.

[nismodave]

Ok...stereotype alert!!!!

#1-I hate the packers

#2-I have never owned a cheesehead

#3-Are you an Old Jewish Cuban?? Who eats oranges and doesent know how to fill out a voting ballot??

See stereotrypes hurt.......JK;)

[GatorS14]

jewish cuban.LOL!

[nismodave]

What nobdy has any good stories....beating up honduhs...mustangs and such???!!!

[veilsideS14]

Damned hackers messing with the site.

Anyway, you gotta admit we do have more cows than those foolios have down in FL. I wish I were in FL right now too. Hey nismodave, you comin' to the 240 meet in Chicago? We'd love to see ya there dude. Email me and we'll chat: [email protected]

[RedShred]

In town picking on kids today after work on Friday... Only two would run.

1. New focus.. zx3 or some **** with typical rice **** hanging off of it. He piped me and inched forward. I ended up hole shooting him BIG time by pulling a length right off the bat so I get out of it and short shift 2nd at like 5 grand... then I hear him wringing the **** out of it and he got a fender on me... So I jump back in it and presto... dead before you know it.

2. Eclipse... nice paint, chrome 17's... appeared to be a stock exhuast. I figure a kid with some bling. As I roll up to get a better look he jumps and grabs some tire at 35-40mph. Hmmmm could be something. I roll on him again, this time ready.... 2nd gear, 45mph he jumps... I jump... I cant pull him... **** ! I didnt hear anything... I had my windows up and my stereo up... ( second hand smoke by Twiztid is blaring ) I follow him to the by pass. off goes the radio so I can hear **** this time and concentrate... This time its a roll from 30. I give him the courtesy jump. Then I hear it... WHIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrr At 50 he has a 2 lengths... 70 he has 3 and I kept up from there...

He slows down to 40 and I holler over to him... "Some turbo how many lbs you run on that last one... " he yelled that he was using 16 lb but in town he was only running 7 !! Then sarcastically, he said my car had potential . he laughed, I laughed and then he turned off.

Well no ****ing wonder I couldnt beat him. I really need a flipping blower now !

My car is built pretty good actually. I was going for a badass All-Motor but if I cant beat some kid in Turbo'd Eclipse for my 4 grand in motor mods... then I need some forced induction.

was fun though.

[Oatmealman]

Ok...stereotype alert!!!!

#1-I hate the packers

#2-I have never owned a cheesehead

#3-Are you an Old Jewish Cuban?? Who eats oranges and doesent know how to fill out a voting ballot??

See stereotrypes hurt.......JK;)

1. WTF?

2. WTF?

3. I'm positive he is.

What kind of person lives in Wisconsin and doesn't like the Packers, or cheese eh?;)

What part of Milwaukee are you from? My dad grew up there and went to Pius Xi...then we moved to Sturgeon Bay.

[Onizuka]

i raced a mercedes SLK in my moms plymoth voyager (minivan) and i won. Of course it helps that the mercedes didn't know we were racing

The sad part is i almost lost

[MainEvent212]

LMAO

well i raced a stock civic hatchback 2 days ago in my stock auto/non turbo/VOLVO 850...and i won

haha this kid is so bad at driving it's laughable...

but i still won lol

[nismodave]

1. WTF?

2. WTF?

3. I'm positive he is.

What kind of person lives in Wisconsin and doesn't like the Packers, or cheese eh?;)

What part of Milwaukee are you from? My dad grew up there and went to Pius Xi...then we moved to Sturgeon Bay.

Northside of Milwaukee....I live in Germantown now...

I hate the packers cause thats all anyone talks about during football season.......Todays top story on news....Bret Favre stubs his toe.......In other news the prsident was shot today........S*it like that.....

[b240]

I killed a crx the other day...it wasn't really interesting , it was just funny.

[Tino]

Ok...stereotype alert!!!!

#1-I hate the packers

#2-I have never owned a cheesehead

#3-Are you an Old Jewish Cuban?? Who eats oranges and doesent know how to fill out a voting ballot??

See stereotrypes hurt.......JK;)

ROFL !!!

[Syntax360]

i killed a S14 w/ some bolt ons last night. just rollin around w/ my friend and g/f and i hear the exhaust and look over and the guy dropped gear and took off....heard the intake roar - he had prolly a car length on my by the time i downshifted and started to spool decent. Fetched him and left him by about 2 car lengths and we both stopped at the next light and talked for about 3 seconds. Pretty clean S14. I try not to street race too much, but I couldn't resist the urge to race a S14.

[Zebrahead]

#3-Are you an Old Jewish Cuban?? Who eats oranges and doesent know how to fill out a voting ballot??

AHAHAHHAHAHAH!

Holy *uckin' *hit. I can't stop laughing.

Nick.

[Zebrahead]

Are BMWs slow, or is it just me? I raced an older gen M3 (mid 90s), and I kept up with him up to a 100, when we stopped racing (and he WAS racing). And I raced a 3 series coupe (it was dark, I couldn't see what engine it had), and was 3 car lengths ahead by the time I hit 90. He had a person in his car, but I had someone in mine, too. The first wasn't a kill, but the second surely was.

Nick.

[pgt892]

Are BMWs slow, or is it just me? I raced an older gen M3 (mid 90s), and I kept up with him up to a 100, when we stopped racing (and he WAS racing). And I raced a 3 series coupe (it was dark, I couldn't see what engine it had), and was 3 car lengths ahead by the time I hit 90. He had a person in his car, but I had someone in mine, too. The first wasn't a kill, but the second surely was.

Nick.

Current day M-series are quite quick and a force to be reckoned with. If the 3-series was a 318, they are notoriously slow with one of the smallest motors on the BMW totem-pole. However, a 318 with the M3 motor swapped in is a bad mofo.

[Gregariousgreg]

Some kid from my highschool revved his engine at me when I was on foot in an Albertson's parking lot.

My car is a slow a$$ civic (probably could have beat him anyway), and I don't race my Dad's car on the street cuz it's too dangerous (the body is made of fiberglass on a wood frame). So I usually just ignore stuff like that, but I didn't like the kid in the first place.

So, I told my friend who works with him at Albertson's. The next day my friend talked to the kid and made up some stuff about how I was really pissed off at him for it and that "I wanted to bleed him out on the pavement".

My friend said he was scared ****less. I thought it was funny and played along and mad-dogged him whenever I saw him.

Hehe, his CRX has z3 fenders and an unpainted body kit. He's still running the stock engine, not even an si. Funny stuff.

[gibbo80]

I went to talk to a girl i new and she was with a friend and her friends boyfriend. We walk out and the guy was like "which car is yours" i said it was the 240 and him obviously not knowing **** said oh that bonneville. Me and my friend just laughed and pointed to my car. He was like wow i heard you have a system lets here it. He then wanted to show me his. I walk over to his car and listen to his generic **** and then he proceded to tell us how he was straight piped and had to show us his LED tip in the exhaust pipe. We just walked away laughing. He came up to us later when we were in a car dealership and said we should race so we went to a local 4 lane that is out in the country and has signs at the 1/4 mile. So we line up and my friend jumps out to flag. Oh by the way he has a baretta GT. So we launch and he pulled a little but then i hit second and i just pulled away. I had him by a car and a half by 60 so i stopped. I raced 3 other barretta gts that night to make sure it wasnt a fluke and i took them all.I drive a 89 coupe with cat back and intake. I dont think my car is fast that is y it is fun to see how slow these people actually are. Plus we have a huge problem with riced out barrettas here.

[s14kaibigan]

Having my car for only a month, I'm surprised by how many cars I've taken off of the line or rolling. I've got a stock KA with 176K on it. From what I can recall, I've taken Civics, v6 Mustangs and Camaros, Sonatas, Tiburons, Accords, Celicas, and bunches more. Oh yeah, I took a turbo'd CRX too (my fave kill), probably cuz it was never tuned right. But of course since I'm stock, I've been beaten too-turbo'd civics, Z32s, V8 mustangs and camaros, RX7 Turbo II, B16a w/ bolt-ons, Maximas, Supras, and even a newer Isuzu Amigo (not by much though). Since I own a '94 Amigo, I didn't really cringe at getting beat by a '98+ v6 Amigo.

[Cold_Zero]

I love the WTF looks on people's faces when you beat them in an Import, escpecially a sub-compact. Had a guy in an Integra pull out in front of me while I was coming home from work and break checked me. He then attempted to block me in and keep swearving at me. I do admit, I lost my cool after that and could have done something stupid. You dont mess with a man's car, wife or dog. Yes, in that order.

[nismodave]

Yea the night I beat a Buick Gn was priceless.....

And even better was the night I hung door to door with a Viper Gts-R....until 4th gear.......he could not believe that my car was a turbo 4 cyl, when I saw him at the Krispy Kreme later...he was in awe....

[creophus]

I haven't beaten much. I'm pretty slow right now. My 96 has exhaust only on it.

[MainEvent212]

nicee