Hey VStar. Thanks for the input. The 40A fusible link kind of let me down a rabbit trail with my eyes crossed looking at a bunch of wiring schematics for power windows and such. I think I've got it figured out now. No parts required!
I used "On-Board Diagnosis Mode II (Switch Monitor)" to determine that the trunk lid key cylinder switch was inoperative. I unplugged it, closed the trunk and the battery drain went away. Come to find out the switch simply wasn't fully latched onto the back of the key cylinder and stuck in "unlocked" position.
Now I can stand at the hood with all doors closed, depress the hood switch and observe the current draw immediately drop from ~200mA to somewhere around 10-20mA (I'm using a s*** multimeter). This confuses me a bit as well because the FSM specifically mentions a timer being involved with sleep function. I will try this again after driving the car.
Pictured below is the key cylinder on RH side of trunk lid. Going through the entire schematic on Mode II for BCM
and LCA inputs and I'm surprised to find only two inoperable switches. (trunk key and drivers seatbelt buckle). Apparently this car is supposed to have a seat belt dinger? Who knew.
