Well I have bad news. My landlord is an old school mechanic and I bought him a case of beer to help me.
Long story short, My MAF sensor was ghetto "fixed"... there must have been something wrong with it, and they gutted it. As in, they literally broke off all the internal parts, so it is nothing except an open tube connector with no electronics. Actually right now, the MAF sensor is sitting on my kitchen counter, and the car runs exactly like it did before.
MAF Sensor - $455 from Courtesy
I also have 2 injectors that are leaking badly (remember that backfire I mentioned? I have tons of unburned fuel dumping into my exhaust) And the other 2 are sticking open every once in awhile. What makes this slightly better is that I have a rust hole in one of the exhaust pipe, right before the CAT... because of the hole raw fuel drips out. If it didn't slowly leak and drip out, the car would backfire every few seconds
4 fuel injectors installed - $700 from his buddy's shop
Throttle body was black with oil and fuel, the fuel filter was so rusted it looked original, and the timing was very very off.
Long story short, I am looking at well over 1000 dollars in parts and labor, and we aren't positive that is the end of it... the 240 dream car and project is basically dead in the water and is going to need to be sold. I need a reliable daily driver for now... unfortunately I got a badly abused, neglected, and highly unreliable car.
I will be taking 3 buses, a train, and walking a mile, each way, to work until I can sell it... god I hope it sells semi quickly
And now that I feel bad, I will let you guys know how much I paid for it... it was 1800 cash. I am hoping to get 800 back out of it, but probably not