Thank you! I shaved down a piece and its looking just like the picture of the wedge above. Its very thin. I really appreciate the offer, as well as the warning for people with garden hoses! I fortunately am safe at the moment and should be able to procure a wedge of my own design or either of the offered models. It definately wedges hard. I think ill put a touch of oil on the pine, then wedge it. May the force be with us, right!? definately have to drill a hole for the rope to pull it out later. I feel like i want to go for it. Its quite a step of faith.

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