19 and still a virgin!

[naladude911]

yay!

Now what can I do? I know im 100% legal to drink in most countries but what else does the age of 19 grant me?

[Razi]

Nothing.
Age means nothing, when you have no brain.

Happy Birthday!

[IBCoupe]

19 and 20 are meaningless ages in Connecticut. Have fun!

[sbird1]

[THawks]

Sigh...

As Razi said: Nothing. Also remember, America isn't "most" countries (don't really care to remember wether you are going to school in the States or in America's hat). Legal limit is still 21 so you are in luck in that you can still run your taxi service for two more years

[Ace2cool]

Christ. That age sucked balls.

[Amays U G37S]

Protip

Getting older just makes you more creepy.

[Empty V]

Christ. That age sucked balls.

Just imagine how bad it sucked, and then being nala.

[dickie]

Happy birthday. Last year of being an official teenager, not yet too creepy to go to high school stuff to pick up tail, look more convincing on your fake ID. That's about all I can think of. Celebrate by growing a beard if you can.

[krimsonviper]

Christ. That age sucked balls.

Just imagine how bad it sucked, and then being nala.

[Razi]

Christ. That age sucked balls.

Just imagine how bad it sucked, and then being nala.

[BusyBadger]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSGvqjVHik8&showinfo=0[/youtube]

There's a couple of combat zones you could make yourself useful in.

[frapjap]

[alms24sebring]

wow thats a harsh title. I know Im not the only one here that was late lol

It grants you no thang. It s a 1 year anniversary from being able to buy blunts, cigs... I mean cigs.

[LEMHEAD16]

In Utah you can now buy cigarettes and smokeless tobacco.

You should just turn Mormon, then your virginity would not be shameful.

[Speedy7_7]

19 is special, it is your last year as a teenager.

One more year, and middle aged men will no longer be interested.

I say Marry a guy with a yaught, and lock that down with a baby.











































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You are a chick right?

[HashiriyaS14]

I swear Nala is just someone's troll account.

[frapjap]

I swear Nala is just someone's troll account.

If you ever came to Carlisle, you'd know the awful truth.

[snwbrdr435]

Didnt you guys pee on the qx4?

[IBCoupe]

Nala, are you going to Carlisle this year...?

[naladude911]

ill try

[cellardoorv]

I lost my virginity at 19

Maybe it'll be your year?

Happy Birthday.

[IBCoupe]

I lost my virginity at 19

Maybe it'll be your year?

Happy Birthday.

Details?

[cellardoorv]

On my way to a concert, I stopped by my then boyfriend's house to say hi, since he was on the way. Got it in, pulled up my pants, and continued on with my journey and went to the concert with one of my guy friends.

*shrug*

I'm not exactly the overly-romantic type.

[IBCoupe]

Not the details we're looking for.









I kid. Trying on my creeper costume. Showin' Nala how it's done.

[Amays U G37S]

Nala, you should hire a escort. Over time, you know, after a few escort chicks, I believe you will learn how to get with wimmenz. They will show and teach you Nala. They will help you.

Go for it.

Our help didn't work, maybe this is the answer.

Then you can get married to a wimmenz and have Nala babies!

[Chaotic_Warlord]

Come to Carlisle so we can all point and laugh when Tito finally gets the opportunity to kick you in the nads... You got lucky last year because you hid the entire time.

Speaking of Carlisle what is the theme for the Learned'd this year? Last year it was TMNT, I can't wait to see what is in store for us this year.

Nala if you show up don't puss out and leave, stay so we can get you crunked and have a lady boy have it's way with you...

[Bubba1]

Nala, not one single person here is surprised that you're still a virgin at 19. You've ignored all good advice we've ever offered, including mine. Instead, you felt you knew it all, despite your asking us for help, and announced/implemented some really stupid, creepy, drama-filled strategies that we warned upfront would fail. After failing each time, you go a step beyond and blame anything and anyone except yourself for your failures. This is exactly why you get teased. You don't see it, because you focus on the teasing. Don't even think about denying it. You left us a long list of examples.

Bottom line is unless you change your attitude about women, you're going to create a "20 and still a virgin" thread too. You've got some issues, kid.

You can start by apologizing to all of us for being such a creepy turd.

[Chaotic_Warlord]

Nala, not one single person here is surprised that you're still a virgin at 19. You've ignored all good advice we've ever offered, including mine. Instead, you felt you knew it all, despite your asking us for help, and announced/implemented some really stupid, creepy, drama-filled strategies that we warned upfront would fail. After failing each time, you go a step beyond and blame anything and anyone except yourself for your failures. This is exactly why you get teased. You don't see it, because you focus on the teasing. Don't even think about denying it. You left us a long list of examples.

Bottom line is unless you change your attitude about women, you're going to create a "40 and still a virgin" thread too. You've got some issues, kid.

You can start by apologizing to all of us for being such a creepy turd.

thought I'd FTFY...

[Amays U G37S]

"40 and still a virgin"