05/05/05

[numbnuts240]

yes, that's right. cinco de mayo, 5 years ago, my very bestest little buddy, and the biggest ***hole in my life, entered this world. he was born with, ummm, well....s***, idk, i wasn't there. but today, he's 5 years old, a pita, a s*** cuddler, loud, obnoxious, but dammit he's just too cute to hate. HAPPY BERFDAY CUKO!!!!!!!
















oddly enough, considering his b-day coincides with cinco de mayo, he doesn't like corona. but he's perfectly fine with coors light. guess who's getting drunk tonight...




(s*** drunk picture ftl)

[MinisterofDOOM]

Awesome.

[Bubba1]

[quote="numbnuts240"]yes, that's right. cinco de mayo, 5 years ago, my very bestest little buddy, and the biggest ***hole in my life, entered this world. he was born with, ummm, well....s***, idk, i wasn't there. but today, he's 5 years old, a pita, a s*** cuddler, loud, obnoxious, but dammit he's just too cute to hate. HAPPY BERFDAY CUKO!!!!!!!

[quote]

I can sum it up in one word....Awwwwwww!!

[MellowZ32]

congrat to cuko!

why do you let him cuddle with random Armenian guys?

[krash]

that is one awesome birth date. It would be soooooo awesome if some crazed PETA member saw this thread

Happy Birthday Cuko!

[numbnuts240]

he gets all affectionate (more so than usual) when he's tipsy. he'll stand next to you and just lean on you, then slowly slide down your leg until he's laying down. it's hilarious. don't get me wrong, the most he's had was 3 on his last b-day and i made sure that he had food in his belly. then he had all types of snacks.

[krash]

hahah thats hilarious. Not trying to say you're "abusing animals", it would just be funny to see some a$$ blow this out of proportion. Its you're dog, you wouldn't do anything to randomly harm it intentionally

[numbnuts240]

i know. just putting it out there now. he routinely gets the last few bites of whatever i'm eating, leftover rice, bugs, steals cheese, rolls, pizza lol. then he goes all r.kelly on the neighbors' dogs and pees on them through the fence. that's mah boi

[RCA]

That's awesome!

Happy birthday dog I never met!
Psss, he should be getting laid first, then drunk.

[numbnuts240]

there's a reason he hangs out at the house across the street. the b**** is fixed, too. no puppy support ftw.

[AppleBonker]

That picture is beyond awesome. And halloween too? That must've been even funnier when you were less than sober.

[tiger-SE-R]

then he goes all r.kelly on the neighbors' dogs and pees on them through the fence. that's mah boi

I love how the other stupid dog just stands there. Still barking but gettin pissed on the whole time.


How many baths does that family give their dog? Every time I come over to your place, that mutt gets peed on

[RobPaulson]

handbanana and carl needs to happen. just say'n.

that being said, cuko is teh shiznit. happy bday to the boss.

[numbnuts240]

That picture is beyond awesome. And halloween too? That must've been even funnier when you were less than sober.

no drinking that night. took him out with my niece. i was surprised at just how well he dealt with having that thing on him.

I love how the other stupid dog just stands there. Still barking but gettin pissed on the whole time.


How many baths does that family give their dog? Every time I come over to your place, that mutt gets peed on

f*** those mops with legs. sooo annoying with their constant yapping, but the golden showers more than make up for it.

handbanana and carl needs to happen. just say'n.

that being said, cuko is teh shiznit. happy bday to the boss.

this halloween it's going down. i'm already fat, always have a beater on, have flip flops, just need sweats. and another $40 kids costume to hack up just for one night

[Encryptshun]

Happy birthday, Cuko!

[nissangirl74]

This is my favorite. he looks like such an awesome dog. No secret who his owner is either.

[numbnuts240]

he's the best. i need to figure something out so i can take him for drives again.

[sentrastace]

awww. puppie

[numbnuts240]

doggy had a nice day outside after i got home. i cut the grass, he played with his tattered basketballs. after sharing some brews with him, we rochambeau'd for the last one. i won but i poured him half. he devoured his giant rawhide and shared some curly fries with me. then we fell asleep on the couch watching a movie.

[93coupe]

There is some competition by my feet.

[numbnuts240]

my dog has balls

/competition

[danshaz82]

thats one good look animal. tell that bastard i said happy birffday

[King Ranzo]

Daww. Tita and his doggeh. :3

[bluepillow]

NICE BED!