New Scion "United" Commercial LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[dickie]

The scene begins with a pulsing urban beat. A line of heavily-modified Scions straight out of The Fast and the Furious franchise parades across the desert in single file. The leader is a lavender-metallic tC with what looks to be enough holes in the bumper, fenders and hood to swallow any and all armadillos unfortunate to cross its path. As they pass an abandoned intersection, a second group of equally modded tuner rides meshes into formation. We begin to see that the original handful of vehicles has grown significantly.

The group passes, kicking up copious amounts of dust that even the brightest glare of their fake HID's can barely shine through. The sound is like a million babies blowing simultaneously through kazoos. Suspense builds as the cars strain to reach their destination as night falls. Soon it is completely dark, the drivers arrange their various whips in formation around a lone figure on a stage. A nasally voice pierces the air and the furry mouth of an undeniable virgin is shown spitting hot fire to the unseen occupants of said whips.

"Look at all deze cars, yall got wings, yall got vinyls, yall got REEMZ! Yo we all diffrent, but that makes us the same na meen? like, we all tight becuz we do the same thing different, n shxt."

Engines rev in approval as the screen backs up and fades to the corporate logo and the new motto: Scion - conform through individuality!jshttp://scionnews.net/2008/07/2...rcial/

the consensus on the scion boards:

**** thats tight!

DANG!!! That is SOO tight.

The Absolute Illest Commercial

thats has 2 b tha illest video they ever made

haha Not gonna lie thats sick.I love the look of the TC's i think their just tooo gangster for our streets lol

[DevilMB3017]

As funny as it is, at least they're being honest.

Most 240 owners do the same thing - they're all different from everyone else by being the same as all other 240s...

I'll give Scion -1 for being stupid. Then +1 for being honest. So, in my book they are neutral.

[Kckouki]

"Look at all deze cars, yall got wings, yall got vinyls, yall got REEMZ! Yo we all diffrent, but that makes us the same na meen? like, we all tight becuz we do the same thing different, n shxt."

lmfao

haha

[E7-S14]

flipping thru the channels i just assumed it was a trailer for the new Fast and the Furious Movie

is it F&F3 or 4? i forget

i vote anyone on nico that chooses to use the word "Illist"be banned immediately upon usage...

[RCG_Savage]

flipping thru the channels i just assumed it was a trailer for the new Fast and the Furious Movie

is it #3 or 4? i forget.

i vote anyone on nico that chooses to use the word "Illist"be banned immediately upon usage...

It's 4 and it shall be the Illist movie yet

[Encryptshun]

i vote anyone on nico that chooses to use the word "Illist"be banned immediately upon usage...

That's it. Changing my location in my profile to "Streamwood, Illistnois".

[Kckouki]

Knoxillist, TN in da houze.

[Rev_D21]

The American public just dumbed down a notch because of that commercial.

[Loki]

Knoxillist, TN in da houze.

Ill Fxck Egypt, PEEAYE reppin da east coazt yo.

[RagingPanda]

reminded me of that Civic Nation one...same load of crap

[Encryptshun]

Ill Fxck Egypt, PEEAYE reppin da east coazt yo.

Klaatu Verata....NICTU!

[MastaYu]

i saw it on tv like 3x super funny! Very epic

[r34 gtr]

Quite possibly the Illist commercial evar.

[dickie]

personally i think that their slogan should be:

"more mediocre than a regular toyota, but if you slap a bunch of tacky shxt on it, who will notice?"

[Encryptshun]

[Dattebayo]

PEEAYE

Yeah, that's how to get back at those damn meat gazers.

[BoostWanted]

I hope to never own a scion.

Every time i see that commercial i throw up a little in my mouth....

[fueler]

hahah - they forgot to show my coworker a flaming gay guy, dress shirt with the sleeves cut off and a pink tie, driving in a toaster scion dancing to "barbie girl"

[koukicody]

blatant rip off of "The Warriors"

[dickie]

hahah - they forgot to show my coworker a flaming gay guy, dress shirt with the sleeves cut off and a pink tie, driving in a toaster scion dancing to "barbie girl"

pics/vid or it didnt happen.

srsly, i just have to see that.

[joe603]

My neighbor has a Xb (the small honda element looking thing). But the only thing stock is the roof and maybe a side panel...totally redone inside and out with a cool stereo. I never liked those things until I saw his...

[AZ89two4Tsx]

^ Pics?

[Soravia]

United by Rice.

[AE240SX]

Even though my wife's car is an xB, I have to agree with d!ck.... That commercial is just plain stupid. Like they need to get a refund from the numbnutz that made it for them. That being said i kinda like the little toaster, it's fun to drive.

[bobotech]

blatant rip off of "The Warriors"

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That's exactly what I thought when I saw that commercial. I was waiting for one of the car to run over the guy speaking.

[Ilvemynissan]

Everytime I see this comercial I just look and laugh a little bit. Seriously though it's kinda sad.

[NSR_s30]

personally i think that their slogan should be:

"more mediocre than a regular toyota, but if you slap a bunch of tacky shxt on it, who will notice?"

[ishkabibble]

Dumb commercial, but I like the older Scion models, especially the xB.

<- Then again, I have a thing for ugly cars.

[mcheddadi]

United by Rice.

LOL LOL LOL!

[s13gebala]

it seems like a good ride for a chick