I HAVE ACHIEVED GREATNESS

[Red coupe]

And you can too...

As is so often the case greatness is born from simple ingredients.. Start with bacon, cheese and potatos...

Cook the bacon, and crumble it

Peel the potato and grab a cheese grater.

Potato + cheese grater = hash browns.

However at this point our hash browns are far to soaked with potato juice to cook. I find the easiest way is to grate them onto tin foil, fold the foil in half then press it between your hands over the sink to squeeze the juices out. Salad spinner will work too, as well as pressing it between paper towels (though a good bit of juice comes out so make sure to have a good few layers)Once you get out as much juice as you can use pam or oil to coat the bottom of the frying pan, dump the potato in then press flat...

Cook the first side slightly less then you typically would. It usually takes ~3 minutes so only give it a minute or two instead... Just long enough that it wont come apart while flipping.

Flip and cook the other side completely... ~ 3 minutes until nicely browned.

Flip back to the side we only cooked partially, and with the finished side up cover in a thin layer of cheese and bacon crumbles. Add more cheese.

Once the cheese is melted enough to stick in place fold the hash brown in half, and finished cooking until both sides are browned.

No pictures of the finished product... I meant too, but I ate it instead (and it was ****ing great).

Actually I did take pictures, but I apparently didn't save them. Honestly if you really need pictures to figure how to fold a hash brown over on its self its likely you will never achieve greatness anyways, and this guide is not for you.

Edit: never mind the spelling error in the title... I was still coming down from the rush of my accomplishment (plus Firefox doesn't auto check that field, and I am not that smart )

[Axel Grungy]

I HAVE ACHIVED GREATNESS

not in spelling tho

[Red coupe]

not in spelling tho

Edit: never mind the spelling error in the title... I was still coming down from the rush of my accomplishment

[krazydriver]

needs more cheese!!! and maybe hot sauce?? that looks great... now i'm hungry..

[Thamm]

Mmmmm looks tasty. Firefox auto checks my spelling I don't know why yours doesn't.

[Loki]

I HAVE ACHIVED GREATNESS

Sig'd.

[brizanden]

mmh bacon. ps i have also sig'd ur hilariousness

[PantherRacer]

hilarious.so ironic!but so good!

[r34 gtr]

I too want to taste this "Greatness" as you call it.

[Red coupe]

Mmmmm looks tasty. Firefox auto checks my spelling I don't know why yours doesn't.

Only certain fields, You can right click and chose "check spelling" but by default the subject line isn't check while the message box is... I forgot it was off on the subject and didn't notice

GOD DAMN IT YOU MOTHER ****ERS NO WONDER COMPANIES LIKE TOYOTA ARE MAKING A KILLING NOW A DAYS, YOU bungholes ARE SO HUNG UP ON PRESENTATION YOU IGNORE CONTENT!

[r34 gtr]

Pretty much anything with bacon in it is of the top tier of fooddom. I mean, its delicious as hell to begin with.

[raremotive]

Love hurts Red Coupe... but you can't be without it...

edit: sorry typo

Modified by Rare_f8 at 8:08 PM 8/4/2008

[Mr1der]

you retard, you're suppose to cook that in eggs.

[Red coupe]

you retard, you're suppose to cook that in eggs.

Hash browns > eggs

but you can't be with you it...

[r34 gtr]

You could roll scrambled eggs inside it.

[Papi Chulo]

I HAVE ACHIVED GREATNESS

[Soravia]

Your greatness is now in the toilet.

LOL

[Red coupe]

God I wish there was a way to kick people in the throat over the internet...

Al Gore needs to get back to inventing, stead of all this "global warming" gibberish...

[Dittoz7]

[Jesda]

[PantherRacer]

I think I'll have a drank LOL

[Loki]

Only certain fields, You can right click and chose "check spelling" but by default the subject line isn't check while the message box is... I forgot it was off on the subject and didn't notice

GOD DAMN IT YOU MOTHER ****ERS NO WONDER COMPANIES LIKE TOYOTA ARE MAKING A KILLING NOW A DAYS, YOU bungholes ARE SO HUNG UP ON PRESENTATION YOU IGNORE CONTENT!

It's not that, I just love irony.

You know, if I was a mod I would've fixed your title and edit'd the sigs of whoever was quoting you....thus a great turnaround.

[Red coupe]

It's not that, I just love irony.

You know, if I was a mod I would've fixed your title and edit'd the sigs of whoever was quoting you....thus a great turnaround.

lol asholes automatically changes to bungholes

[Loki]

Hmm, does it? I thought it was a little odd to have this whole angry CAPS tirade and just "bungholes" in the middle of it.

[Red coupe]

lol yeah, I never even noticed till I read what you quoted.... I though you may have changed after a great moral quandary...

[phleb]

See, you need to wrap all this up in a tortilla. Oh man I get this all the time at our local taco place that's open 24 hours on the weekend. Potato bacon cheese tacos ftw...

[MinisterofDOOM]

I don't know what you're all talking about. The thread title is spelled fine...



Looks good. I'd modify it a bit: needs to be accompanied with eggs. Together with some Tobasco or Cholula you've got a plate of WIN.

[szh]

I don't know what you're all talking about. The thread title is spelled fine...

What thread title spelling error?

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[xckid]

omg man i love you im going to go do this right now! because that is about all i have left in my fridge is potatoe's bacon and cheese!!!!!

you ****ing rule!1

[drksolest]

I don't know what you're all talking about. The thread title is spelled fine...



Looks good. I'd modify it a bit: needs to be accompanied with eggs. Together with some Tobasco or Cholula you've got a plate of WIN.

Cholula would be a grate addition