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It's whack!

So is soap.

This is going to be taken COMPLETELY the wrong way in this thread, but:

I accidentally got soap in my mouth yesterday (washing my face). Tried to rinse it out fast, but failed. I've had soapy taste and burning in my throat since yesterday. It's driving me crazy. I'm going to go home and rinse with some vodka. Vodka rocks for getting rid of bad tastes. That horrible "bittering agent" used to keep darwin award potentials from inhaling canned air? No match for vodka.


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"i'm on mother f*** crack yo"

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Morning... cracked me up this morning

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side note, so many milfs are chatty with me here. its awsome.

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how did you get soap in your mouth? letting that potty mouth of yours run amok again?

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GOnissanTOM wrote:

side note, so many milfs are chatty with me here. its awsome.
it's because they all have fantasies about you taking them in the showers before they go back home to their hubbies. i know i do.

morning tina.

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MinisterofDOOM wrote:That horrible "bittering agent" used to keep darwin award potentials from inhaling canned air?
Oh man, canned air does taste nasty. The manager at work uses it daily on her keyboard, and I sometimes forget to wash my hands before I eat my sandwich and it's all over my sandwich! It's horrible!

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contaminates on your sammich ftmfl.

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I was washing my face. With soap. And I breathed in and some soap decided to go for a ride. Tasted horrible. STILL tastes horrible.

The potty mouth is running amok, yes.
krimsonviper wrote:
Oh man, canned air does taste nasty. The manager at work uses it daily on her keyboard, and I sometimes forget to wash my hands before I eat my sandwich and it's all over my sandwich! It's horrible!
Sounds like a good excuse to keep a bottle of vodka in your desk!

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Hells mf yeah it is. I feel like chokin' a bi7ch for it, but then I realize I'm not suppose to be in here.

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I just finished watching Afro Samurai: Resurrection it's so violent!

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i hate when that happens. no amount of mouthwash seems to help. i hate vodka with a burning passion so that will never work.

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MellowS13 wrote:I just finished watching Afro Samurai: Resurrection it's so violent!
I heard that it was. Awesome isn't it? I'm working my way to it. I'm still trying to finish Full Metal Panic! After that Afro Samurai.

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krimsonviper wrote:
I heard that it was. Awesome isn't it? I'm working my way to it. I'm still trying to finish Full Metal Panic! After that Afro Samurai.
what is full metal panic about?

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Military kids protecting people with knowledge about an ancient race that created huge robots.

The story focuses around a big tit asian broad and this unsocialized militant teen who's protecting her. It has its funny moments. I believe episode 2, he grabs boob. I

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i want to grab a boob

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you should watch Linebarrels of Iron nice stuff!

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I haz b00b u can haz.

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MellowS13 wrote:you should watch Linebarrels of Iron nice stuff!
What's it about?

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your moobs, do not want.

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awww, don't be sad. mellow likes teh moobs. and he's closer

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krimsonviper wrote:What's it about?
It's anime! what do you think it's about?giant robots and boobs!

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numbnuts240 wrote:awww, don't be sad. mellow likes teh moobs. and he's closer
Yeah he is, Mellow!
MellowS13 wrote:It's anime! what do you think it's about?giant robots and boobs!
Nice. I might end up watching it before Afro Samurai then. I prefer the anime with comedy and boobs.

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afro samuri is pretty sweet.

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damn you tom, add soem spaces to that tina post

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krimsonviper wrote:Yeah he is, Mellow!.
bow chicka wow wow!
krimsonviper wrote:Nice. I might end up watching it before Afro Samurai then. I prefer the anime with comedy and boobs.
http://www.crunchyroll.com/lib...trail just look at the thumbnails!

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numbnuts240 wrote:damn you tom, add soem spaces to that tina post
no way man epalepsi is sweet.

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