So I kinda chuckled and dismissed him.
But then he hoped down to the ground and trotted up the the front of my car. I figured he was just admiring the shaved front.
Then I see the little guy popping open my hood.
I thank him for the help and continue getting my car prepped for the wash. Then I catch him f*** up s*** in my engine bay
So grabbed him and threw him in the tiny prision.
So later that afternoon.....I come out from the store and hop in m car. As I start to drive.....I'm ambushed by TWO tiny Storm Troopers...
I quickly grab the two f*** and take away their weapons....
Neither of them liked that. So they talked s***.
Once they realized all hope was lost.....one of them took it pretty hard. So they gave up fighting.
I kinda felt bad for the tiny Storm Troopers.....so I gave them a smoke.
The one smoking f*** died.....his face mask doesn't filter out cigarette smoke
His buddy was gravey concerned for his friends welfare and commanded that I help....
So I told him to try and get heart started by performing CPR....
That wasn't working.....so I told him to try mouth-to-mouth....
He was hesitant at first.....and thought about it....but I persuaded him it would work
Then he went for it
He didn't like that and almost threw up
He became irate and demanded I help him out to save his buddy
Okay so I tried jumping his heart....
That didn't work.....so since his tiny mouth was too small for mine (and the fact that its gay).....I gave him some 60mph air-to-mouth....
He quickly bounced back to life and proceeded to chew me out
Him and his buddy were still trying to secure their weapons and continue their attack on me.....but they couldn't open the glove box
so they went and f*** with my iPod.....they like deadmau5
So I hid my iPod.....which pissed them off....
So I grabbed them both and reminded them who's in charge....
And I had enough at this point and sat their tiny asses down.
