Abbreviations and general slang

[rn79870]

Lets not forget

POS as in piece of $*H*i*t as in Ford Mustangs

PHONE REPAIR 101

A farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when called - and on the few occasions when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.

The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.

The telephone didn't ring until after the dog moaned just like the lady said.

Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.

2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.

3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.

4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.

5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.

anaymous

I guess you didn't P and M enough to fix that classic Ford you owned.

Sorry Beancooker, staying on topic here is beyond us, way beyond us.

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[telcoman]

PHONE REPAIR 101

A farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when called - and on the few occasions when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.

The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.

The telephone didn't ring until after the dog moaned just like the lady said.

Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.

2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.

3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.

4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.

5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.

anaymous

I guess you didn't P and M enough to fix that classic Ford you owned.

Sorry Beancooker, staying on topic here is beyond us, way beyond us.

.

LOL

Sounds like an old party line problem?

Trust me I did but not having much money as I was still in school, after a couple of trips to the local Ford dealer that couldn't find anything wrong because it didn't rain in their shop. I began replacing the entire ignition system, battery,plugs, points, condensor, coil,distributor cap wires, fuel filter, air filter, the mf still wouldn't start whenever it rained. No spark... & no one could figure out why? A lot of my friends were into cars and they couldn't figure out the problem either.I just sold it on a sunny dry day but hated Fords ever since.Actually I hadn't thought much about it until I stumbled upon this site and it began to bring back those painful memories of a long time ago.My first car and it had to be such a POS I wrote a few papers in English class on it as it was a good topic for writing and bashing I sympathize with some of the younger members here having issues with their used G's. I don't buy used vehicles anymore.I'd rather eat the depreciation and have a new vehicle with all new parts, a warranty and the use of a loaner should the vehicle require service as it sure minimizes the hassle factor.My previous vehicle was a 92 Lexus 5 speed manual. At that time that was the best vehicle I had ever owned but my G35 beats that vehicle by a considerable margin even with some oil consumption.

Telcoman

[BigWill]

Telco... Don't forget the old standby:

FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily/Found On Road Dead/ F'ed Over Rebuilt Dodge

Take your pick.

[rn79870]

First On Race Day.

[BigWill]

First (to break down) On Race Day.

[NismoDriver240]

hellllloooooo?? Anyone here?

IBTL/IB4TL - In Before The Lock, referring to the lock of a useless threadFMIC - Front Mount IntercoolerSMIC - Side Mount IntercoolerBOV - Blow Off ValveRICE - Race Inspired Cosmetic EnhancementsROFL - Rolling On the Floor LaughingLOL - Laugh Out LoudLAWL - A retarded way of saying LOL, it's spelled the way LOL sounds when said OMG - Oh My GodBBQ - Bar B Que, just another abbreviation, found commonly on ZOMGBBQ (notice the base abbreviation OMG)TTT - To The Top, also known as BUMPing a thread "to the top" of the listSEARCH - The blinking button at the top of the page that allows the user to search via keyword the entire world that is NICO

sorry for the bump, just my addition

[got chub]

I've been looking for a good acronym post

[Minmey15]

S13 89-94S14 95-99S15 99-

Piggy 89-90Chuki 91-94Zenki 95-96Kouki 97-98

I had S15 Silvia in Japan, but this is G35 forum! let's talk Skyline!!

First Generation 57 - 63

As some f you may know, this was Prince Skyline.

ALSIS-1 ALSID-1ALSIS-2 ALSID-2 BLSIS-3 BLSIS-3BLRA-3/R21B S21

Second Generation 63 - 68

S50D-I S50S-IS54B-II S54A-II S57D

In 1966, Skyline became Nissan Prince Skyline

Third Generation 68 - 72 C10

C10GC10PGC10 (First Skyline GT-R) PC10KPC10KPGC10(GT-R HT)

Fourth Generation 72 - 77 C110

C110GC110KPGC110(Second Generation Skyline GT-R)

Fifth Generation 77 - 81 C210

C210EGC211BC211S

Sixth Generation 81 - 85 R30

R30DR30FJR30DR30JFTDR30XFTDR30XFEHR30JFTHR30GAEDR30JFSDR30XFSDR30XASHR30HFT

Seventh Generation 85 - 89 R31

R31

Eighth Generation 89 - 94 R32

R32BNR32(Third Generation Skyline GT-R)

Ninth Generation 93 - 98 R33

R33BCNR33 (Fourth Generation Skyline GT-R)

Tenth Generation 98 - 02 R34

R34BNR34

Eleventh Generation 02 - 07 V35

V35

Twelfth Generation 06 - current V36

V36

If I missed anything, please add!

[Beancooker]

That is some pimp s**t Minmey. Thanks!