ZOMBIE ATTACK!!!

[snwbrdr435]

I know about the whole slow vs fast zombies thing what i was trying to find out is wether or not the op new about that........ on to what i would use, a katana or this

to do

[drksolest]

hahhahahha i was looking for a pic of the video game where he rips his own arm off and beats people with it. hahahaah

[hsckris]

hahhahahha i was looking for a pic of the video game where he rips his own arm off and beats people with it. hahahaah

As close as I coudl get:

[drksolest]

i can't remember what video game that is... it was so long ago

[spddemon]

Are we talking Dawn of the dead or resident evil style?? If the city was walled in like resedent evil then I would take an m4 with a truck of ammo. If its the whole world like dawn of the dead then I would just take a samuri sword and hide in a building and hope to god they never found me.

[Hijacker]

Not fighting a zombie with the arm but...

[BigMACKenzie]

I'm a gumball machine type of guy my own self lol

[hsckris]

^^Is that Zoidberg vs. one-armed Frye? WTH?

[raremotive]

[drksolest]

YAR THAT'S IT!!

[Hijacker]

^^Is that Zoidberg vs. one-armed Frye? WTH?

It's fanart from a season 1 episode. Zoidberg goes into a mating frenzy and Fry is trying to help him score with this lobster chick, but she likes Fry instead. So Zoidberg challenges him to a fight to the death (ala old school star trek). In the middle of the fight, Fry makes a big speech and Zoidberg cuts his arm off, which enraged fry and he started to chase zoidberg mercilessly with his severed arm.

I wish my work wouldn't block images hosted from gaming sites I want to see what game rare posted.

[raremotive]

your wish, my command, it's yours..

I believe its from a Spawn game.. I seen this add before in late 90's...

[alms24sebring]

anything fully automatic would work. In case I was attacked by hundreds of zombies all at once I would have to have a minigun (no pic, at work) with unlimited bullets. As long as the zombies move slowly and are easy to knock down, it would be fun.. but if they were extra fast like I believe its 'Night of the Living Dead 2' ( which is the scariest ive ever seen), I would probly just give up and/or drop a bomb if I could

[Hijacker]

Fully automatic == no-no for zombie survival. Enjoy having your brains feasted upon.

[ravinaziankid]

I would use a medium sized samurai sword and wear some unremovable heavy metal armor like from the medivel times so the zombies can't bite me..When I was younger, I also thought why don't the people in the movies just wear some thick metal around their bodies and head.

[Hijacker]

plate armor like that is bulky and slows a living being down quite a bit. Honestly, a human's greatest advantage over a zombie is speed, maneuvarability, and concious thought.

[raremotive]

hmm heavy armor... 24/7... sounds bad...

[gwoods]

plate armor like that is bulky and slows a living being down quite a bit. Honestly, a human's greatest advantage over a zombie is speed, maneuvarability, and concious thought.

Well 2 out three ain't bad LOL

I again present the ironman suit which is just as real as zombies.

a option would be being this guy, but your pretty much dead already right?



Yeah and when they aren't killing zombies they will be trying to tag team you. No thanks!

GD it cat lady you beat me to it, if not that then I take the Van damme twins (next best thing) or two of these guys

[Murdered_T]

dude all of thoes suck, I would only want one weapon.

Fedor.

And he is not a human I can prove that



fedor is the greatest weapon to have against anything.

[sstomek]

yea any automatic weapons is a waste of bullets and just draws way too much attention. I would probablly except a silenced 9mm. But i would say any swords, axes, mallets would probablly be pretty useful. I would customize the ultimate weapon...



4 katanas attatched to the wheels along with 2 extra katans in the front and a katana wielding ninja monkey in the front to manage any zombies that may have made it onto my hood. I would mad super tyte drift through the crowds and wreck ultimate havoc...

-Tomek

[gwoods]

dude all of thoes suck, I would only want one weapon.

Fedor.fedor is the greatest weapon to have against anything.

Yeah I thought about that too but I was thinking more along the lines of this



The problem Fedor or the T3 or even Alice has is that while they can't be killed by the zombies YOU still can be killed by the zombies. Which is why the Iornman suit is the best weapon!

[notslow]

[Chukidori]

If I could have a choice of ANY weapon it would be the Iron man suit.

Someone already posted that though.

Realisticaly speaking ...Id want a semi automatic rifle...something like a .22

[Murdered_T]

i got all the guns I need attached to my shoulders.

[fourLUG_hero]

So here's the bi-monthly zombie survival thread.

I'd use a shotgun with a blade attached to the end and a pistol. And lace my entire body with extra ammo. So when lightning strikes me, the bullets will all shoot and kill me.

[JJ240]

+and just for good measure already got one of these, so a quick trip to the grocery store and I'd be set for a quick trip to pick up my friends, and be off to the rock island arsenal in illinois, then to wherever we feel like going!

[Murdered_T]

wait wait wiat guys what about this.

think about it......think......what happens if WE started folowing the ZOMBIES around and started eating THEIR brains hunh hunh.......... wtf would they do then, they would be all like super Zombie confused, AND we can run faster than them. ... they would SO totally be screwed.

[MellowZ32]

FTW!

[Dittoz7]

Lol Cat Launcher!

But Srsly...

[Urabus GodofTraction]

A trend: Most people who suggest sniper rifles couldn't fire a .22LR accuratly.

Most people who suggest a katana or such couldn't successfully cut a tomato.

Here's the reality of the zombie attack:Those of you that choose to fight with these exotic weapons will either die from lack of skills, or die when you run out of ammo.Those of you like myself who grab a few weapons that take popular ammo and bug the hell out will survive.

To that end, here's my loadout, and why:

Melee: Cold Steel War Hammer: no real melee skills required, just pick an end to use!

Backup: Two of the most common pistol rounds are the .40 S&W (tons of police) and the 9mm Luger (miltary). To that end, I'll take my FNP 40 in .40 S&W, and my soon to be aquired subcompact XD in 9mm.



The shotgun: Single most important anti-zombie device. 12 gauge, pump or auto. Any good model will work. I'm partial to FN, so the SLP Tactical it is!

There is only one choice for a rifle:An AR-15 variant. I'd probably use a flat-top variant with an ACOG or similar low power sight. 18" or 16" barrel. Why? Sniping zombies is a bad idea. If you're far enough away that the 5.56 can't be of use, then you don't need to shoot them!

So basically, for zombies, it's 9mm, .40 S&W, 12ga, and 5.56mm. Any weapon in those calibers would probably be a good choice.

Oh, and if you REALLY want a sniper rifle: .30-06 or .308 are your prudent options.