what interesting animals have you ran over?

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i was driving in the country over the weekend and a rooster ran out infront of me...needless to say, i squashed him. so far i have 3 confirmed kills with my ac. the rooster, a little squirrel that was trying to rein act the gico commercial and a bird that dive bombed the wrong car haha. anyone else ever run over anything interesting?


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big_rig wrote:i was driving in the country over the weekend and a rooster ran out infront of me...needless to say, i squashed him. so far i have 3 confirmed kills with my ac. the rooster, a little squirrel that was trying to rein act the gico commercial and a bird that dive bombed the wrong car haha. anyone else ever run over anything interesting?
There's a lot of damn rabbits around my apartments and when I was pulling out a cute little bunny was hoping across the road and I scored 100 points.

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This thread = Ultimate FAIL

I do understand that these things happen (I won't lie and say I've never hit an animal), but the whole notion of sharing these Horror Stories of the Animal Kingdom about the great steel beast who flattened Brer Rabbit or Bambi has "ghetto" written all over it.

All things considered, concerning our cars, surely we're adult enough (and imaginative enough) to come up with something better to discuss.

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basilikon wrote:This thread = Ultimate FAIL

I do understand that these things happen (I won't lie and say I've never hit an animal), but the whole notion of sharing these Horror Stories of the Animal Kingdom about the great steel beast who flattened Brer Rabbit or Bambi has "ghetto" written all over it.

All things considered, concerning our cars, surely we're adult enough (and imaginative enough) to come up with something better to discuss.

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. . . GAY. . .but its a WIN for the gayest reply on nico!

we've had dozens of kamikaze birds, & hundreds of moths!!!

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basilikon wrote:This thread = Ultimate FAIL

I do understand that these things happen (I won't lie and say I've never hit an animal), but the whole notion of sharing these Horror Stories of the Animal Kingdom about the great steel beast who flattened Brer Rabbit or Bambi has "ghetto" written all over it.

All things considered, concerning our cars, surely we're adult enough (and imaginative enough) to come up with something better to discuss.

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lol, yes, GFL.

And there's enough of those damn rabbits about, they bread like mad. I see it as balancing things out.

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basilikon wrote:This thread = Ultimate FAIL

I do understand that these things happen (I won't lie and say I've never hit an animal), but the whole notion of sharing these Horror Stories of the Animal Kingdom about the great steel beast who flattened Brer Rabbit or Bambi has "ghetto" written all over it.

All things considered, concerning our cars, surely we're adult enough (and imaginative enough) to come up with something better to discuss.

-b-
sometimes you just cant help hitting an animal though, the guy driving this car will tell you the same thing...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaVy3NZL6jE

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big_rig wrote:
sometimes you just cant help hitting an animal though, the guy driving this car will tell you the same thing...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaVy3NZL6jE
lol, good lord... Although that is a bit sad, the first horse. The 2nd one pwned that car though, dang.

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Fox ran across the road in front of me; I swerved. I think it bounced off the side. I heard a knock and saw no blood, fur, or dent anywhere near driver's side door or the rear wheel.

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lol In my previeous car, i DESTROYED a raccoon, but he tore up my bumber,and in the coupe Ive prolly squashed three squirrels.

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haha interesting stories, too bad none of us took road kill pics for the contest that's going on right now...although i could make a sign and go pull a bill and ted with a cat or two haha

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this is what this thread is for!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86Bw8rUmDVE

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BLKmomba1 wrote:this is what this thread is for!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86Bw8rUmDVE
dude, that was awesome haha. on an unrelated note, there is a guy about a block away from my work that sells rabbit meat.

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coupecrazy1232 wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y40rk4u6q4Y

this one is epic!!!
HOLY CRAP! he didnt even slow down, that's one cop that i wouldn't want chasing me haha

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haha PETA is gonna love this thread!!! heres a funny one!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGJ0fJN10YY

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coupecrazy1232 wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y40rk4u6q4Y

this one is epic!!!


I laughed for like 5 min. after reading the comments on that one

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Excuse me, I think I'll have to bow out of this discussion. It's obvious that I wandered into the pre-teen section of the forum here. You guys are all acting like a bunch of middle-school children.

There have to be people your age group on here who act more mature than this. I just know it.

Ranga, have you folks ever considered calling Animal Control, or hiring an exterminator to deal with the pesky vermin?

And big_rig, shame on you for even creating such a disgusting thread. This sort of thing brings out the worst in people.

And just for the record, April, behaving with enough decency to decry harming animals is far from GAY (and no, I don't belong to PETA — probably couldn't drive a car if I did). And perhaps we'll just have to agree to disagree on that. Not saying that hitting animals with your car is 100% avoidable, or even wrong (when it's accidental). But coming on here and practically bragging about it is just poor form.

I'll leave you all to it, then. And by the way, I've been called much worse before, by folks with a lot less water behind their ears than any of you. And I'm still around.

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basilikon wrote:Excuse me, I think I'll have to bow out of this discussion. It's obvious that I wandered into the pre-teen section of the forum here. You guys are all acting like a bunch of middle-school children.

There have to be people your age group on here who act more mature than this. I just know it.

Ranga, have you folks ever considered calling Animal Control, or hiring an exterminator to deal with the pesky vermin?

And big_rig, shame on you for even creating such a disgusting thread. This sort of thing brings out the worst in people.

And just for the record, April, behaving with enough decency to decry harming animals is far from GAY (and no, I don't belong to PETA — probably couldn't drive a car if I did). And perhaps we'll just have to agree to disagree on that. Not saying that hitting animals with your car is 100% avoidable, or even wrong (when it's accidental). But coming on here and practically bragging about it is just poor form.

I'll leave you all to it, then. And by the way, I've been called much worse before, by folks with a lot less water behind their ears than any of you. And I'm still around.

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you are from the south and you don't like the senseless killing of animals? what has this country come to i remember a time when our forefathers shot buffalos just because they could. now in this day and age with all of our gun control, you cant just shoot an animal anywhere, but if you are lucky and hit one with your car just remember that you are carrying on a proud American tridition as old as our country's roots.

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big_rig wrote:
you are from the south and you don't like the senseless killing of animals? what has this country come to i remember a time when our forefathers shot buffalos just because they could. now in this day and age with all of our gun control, you cant just shoot an animal anywhere, but if you are lucky and hit one with your car just remember that you are carrying on a proud American tridition as old as our country's roots.
lmao +1

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hahahahaha i hit a damn canadian goose once in my old car.......legitly thing died on impact 75mph n BOOMMMMMM i was like oh f*** i think i might have fd up my car but nope.....just a lil blood on the hood lol

i turned around to make sure it was dead n wen i saw it i was like ahhhhhhhhhhh thats gross lol

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HAHA this thread makes me

we aren't pre-teens, you are just old. lol

no one goes out and intentionaly trys to run over animals, (at least I wouldn't think people on this forum would) because first of all we don't want to mess up our cars. Second of all I'm not going out of my way to swerve and miss an animal, my life is more important than that animal and i'm not gonna try to miss the animal to the point to where I might run off the road...lighten up it's the circle of life lol.

I do know some people that live around me will try to run them over in their trucks. That; imo is wrong, but thats a diff. story.

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rcboy514 wrote:HAHA this thread makes me

we aren't pre-teens, you are just old. lol

no one goes out and intentionaly trys to run over animals, (at least I wouldn't think people on this forum would) because first of all we don't want to mess up our cars. Second of all I'm not going out of my way to swerve and miss an animal, my life is more important than that animal and i'm not gonna try to miss the animal to the point to where I might run off the road...lighten up it's the circle of life lol.

I do know some people that live around me will try to run them over in their trucks. That; imo is wrong, but thats a diff. story.
my gosh, i think you hit it on the dot with this post.
Modified by big_rig at 7:20 PM 11/17/2009

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PhEnoM78 wrote:hahahahaha i hit a damn canadian goose once in my old car.......legitly thing died on impact 75mph n BOOMMMMMM i was like oh f*** i think i might have fd up my car but nope.....just a lil blood on the hood lol

i turned around to make sure it was dead n wen i saw it i was like ahhhhhhhhhhh thats gross lol
It had to be canadian huh!

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DaCoupe wrote:
It had to be canadian huh!
hahahahahaha lmao yes

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to the older gentleman ..were all just enjoying the same car you have thats all man... losten up live alil!!!

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DaCoupe wrote:
It had to be canadian huh!
haha!!!....EH?

my gfs mom hit an owl once and it cracked the front bumper

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i was talking to a coworker today and he said that way back when he was driving an 18 wheeler, he was at a truck stop b/s-ing with some other trucker folk while they were all eating. they were mostly talking about hunting and other midwest pastimes, when a lady decided that she would input her two cents about how barbaric they were for killing animals and partaking in such a sport. they kind of laughed it off and the lady storms outside, gets in her benz and speeds off. my coworker and his trucker buddies finish their meals, have a smoke and head out down the highway. my coworker gets about a half hour down the road and he happens to see a benz with its flashers on and the same anti hunting driver standing beside it. so being the midwestern gentleman that he is, he pulls the truck over and gets out to see if he can help the lady out. as he approaches the car, he sees that there is a deer squirming in the road and the front end of the ladies car is disfigured. if you were raised with even a vauge sense of decency, you understand that it is more than wrong to let an animal suffer when there is no chance of survival. meanwhile, another truck driver had pulled over to see if anymore help was needed on the scene and was shortly recruited by my coworker. he explained to the other driver that he needed him to walk in fron of the deer and distract its attention. as the other driver follows his request and walks in front of the deer to distract it, my coworker moves in behind the deer, grabs its head and proceeds to cut its throat. soon there after, a utah state trooper arives on scene and asks what happened. my coworker explains the situation to the officer and his reply was, "you just saved the county .38 cents for the cost of a bullet." gets back in his car and drives off. if that wasn't enough, the lady who had been so anti hunting when they last met had formed a new opinion about hunting after totaling out her benz. she went on to say, "i am sorry about the remarks i had made earlier, now i hope you kill all those sons of b****es!" The End


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