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Fri Feb 25, 2022 6:08 pm
Moses, Jesus, and God are on a par 3 with a water hazard.
Moses slices his drive into the hazard. This is no problem, of course. He's Moses. He parts the hazard, locates his ball, hits out and drains an 8-footer for par.
Jesus also slices and winds up on a small island in the middle of the hazard. This is again no problem. He walks across the hazard, chips out, and drains a 6-footer for par.
God hits a screaming duck-hook down the center of the fairway. After violently bouncing three times it caroms skyward off a rock, hits a low-flying crow, ricochets sideways off a boulder and dribbles 20 yards sideways into the cup for double-birdie.
Jesus looks askance. Dropping his sunglasses, he looks at God and says, "Dad.... can you please quit f__king around and play golf?"
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VStar650CL on Fri Feb 25, 2022 6:51 pm, edited 1 time in total.