the thong saved me

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Bussman240sx
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i was coming home from a party late at night, or early in the morning however you want to look at it, and my girlfirend was changing in my car when a cop pulled me over. so she hurried to put her pants on, but i convinced her to leave them off, and as the cop came to my window to talk to me he IGNORED ME and told my girlfriend to make sure i go the limit, and told HER to have a nice night. i was about 25 0ver i think, he never said.

gotta respect the victorias secret thongs!!!

just thought i would share


BuudWeizErr
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pics?

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SilviaLuvr
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you where driven and you got pulled over and she was in a thong and nothing happen to you??? HMMM...i got to remember that one!

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Movingviolation240
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wonder what he'd do if I was in the thong.........

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Pull out his sidearm and end his life because even burning his eyes out of his skull with acid would never remove that terrible image from his mind.

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SilviaLuvr
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ROTF LMAO!!!

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Movingviolation240
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yea, that's about right... hehe

Cyberkreig
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But you would still get out of the ticket!

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Movingviolation240
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that's a damn good point.....

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big jon's 240
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Thats one of the better "how i got out of the ticket" stories i ve heard. 10 cool points for you.

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I would be pissed if a cop was staring at my girl like that, how did she feel about it afterwards????

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SRdS14
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DAMN, just imagine what would happened if she looked good?? :) j/k...i tried to flirt with a woman cop one time (LESBO biatch), but she put me in cuffs...

Rockenreno
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SRdS14 wrote:i tried to flirt with a woman cop one time (LESBO biatch), but she put me in cuffs...


lol, good job :pface

Onizuka
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SRdS14:----------"what did I do wrong officer?"

Woman Officer:--"you were doing 45 in a 25 street."

SRdS14:----------"did I ever metion that women in uniforms are hot?"

Woman Officer:--"Step out of the car."

SRdS14:----------"say, your not going out with anyone are you?"

Woman Officer:--"spread 'em!"

SRdS14:----------"Ooooooo, handcuffs, i didn't know we were in that stage of our relationship."

Woman Officer:--"Your under arrest for sucking at flirting, get in the back."

SRdS14:----------"Your breaking up with me??? But we just met!!!"

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themadscientist
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You never see that on "real stories of the highway patrol"!Ah JP motorcycle chic, where are you?:whipped

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SRdS14
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well damn..i could just started crying...like most girls do. she woulda probably shot my azz...

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themadscientist
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I'm always dropping game on the Japanese lady cops in the airport. They go from trained professionals to giggling schoolgirls like flicking a switch.

BB Turbo
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LMAO!

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C-Kwik
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I'd say this sounds like a good way to get a girl to wear just her thongs in your car....=P

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SmithSR
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girls in thongs are hot. ya'll need ta post pics if you're gonna talk like this.

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SRdS14
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SmithSR...check out my signature with my car. there's your thong...haha. :)~Scott

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SmithSR
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Wow... SRdS14, I only hope that one day my ride will look that good. My hat's off to ya. Good stuff.


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