Please explain this to me?!?!?

[370Z/28]

[jmann]

A-holes will be A-holes...

[biggie]

Sorry I can't help, no way I know why those things are pink.

[370Z/28]

jmann

biggie

[audtatious]

you parked crooked and she did too?

[370Z/28]

There is no parking space on the other side of me.

I park there every day. That a-hole does that to me about every day. Does it just to piss me off. It works.

[audtatious]

Tell her to not do it anymore....

Did you miss my pun?

[370Z/28]

Oh I got you Aud. It is a fella and he got a steamy email from me. Will probably key my car.

[audtatious]

You know I luv ya!!!

He better not key your car.

[370Z/28]

1/2 of NICO would come whip his butt!!!!!

[audtatious]

Doubt there would be much left after you got ahold of him

[Mudgen]

Becki, I'll lend you Ol' Blue to park six inches from him and trade door bangs. But you have to pick him up here, and leave me either of your babies in the interim.

He's a 1993 F150 in top mechanical shape, but a color I call "Rustoleum Blue", some of which is actual rattle can. Lot's of character to the body panels and bumpers. Most fun part of driving him is turning on a lane change signal on the interstate and seeing BMWs diving for the shoulders in the rear view mirrors.

[370Z/28]

Mudge....

I tried to find someone that would pull in my space correctly then watch his fat azz try to get in his truck. The only one person that I knew would do it was out of the office that day.

[audtatious]

You seem to be discriminatory to fat azz guys or white trucks? Why U B that way?

[Mudgen]

I'm pretty sure that a skinny chick in a blue Prius doing that BS would draw the same ire. Although she'd probably already have had her skinny azz whipped.

[audtatious]

Probably true

[370Z/28]

You seem to be discriminatory to fat azz guys or white trucks? Why U B that way?

I'm just mean that way.

[audtatious]

Thought country girls were supposed to be nice and demure....

[370Z/28]

Thought country girls were supposed to be nice and demure....

I'm not nice, I'm not demure and I AIN'T COUNTRY! But I do have a Hellacious southern accent.

[audtatious]

Sometimes that's all that counts.....I dunno what accent I have :

[joe603]

Reminds me of this....

I parked between the A-holes!

[audtatious]

Nice...

Of course, if they leave before you then you end up looking like the a-hole

[Mudgen]

Nice...

Of course, if they leave before you then you end up looking like the a-hole

There's that risk, anyway. Without any other information, I'd have presumed that the one parked squarely in the middle of two spaces was there first.

[370Z/28]

The little blue and white circles on the back tell it all.



Good going Joe.

[Mudgen]

The little blue and white circles on the back tell it all.



Good going Joe.

Ah. I wasn't reading all the visual clues.

You know the difference between a porcupine and a BMW.....

My favorite NICO quote of all time was

The interiors of bmws always smell like crayons and I do not care for that, but that is just me. The stigma is the only thing that is worse.

[370Z/28]

A porcupine has its pr*cks on the outside.

[audtatious]

The little blue and white circles on the back tell it all.



Good going Joe.

Means they are targets

[audtatious]

A porcupine has its pr*cks on the outside.

OOOF!!!