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PoorManQ45
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Oh good god. You like saggy a** women jesda! You're more messed up then I thought


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nismofly
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you should talk

actually i dont know, jesdas very good with the ladies...remember he was engaged at one point

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PoorManQ45
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That's nothing to brag about Mismo. Engagement is um.. what's the word.. Not realy smart. Not meaning any disrespect towards married people, but it just seems that alot of married people are unhappy

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yep thats why youll never be married is because you think that way...and remember they never did get married

and look at jesda now

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PoorManQ45
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Um yeah, ok. I may get married if the condistions are right. WHich would mean me in my late 20s, Bachelor's or master in engineering, well into my life. Descent career. Then I might think about marriage. No rushing here

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The engagement wasnt my idea. I sort of agreed to it then I was like "OMG! WTF! I'm outta here!"

Sure, my life would be much more exciting right now if I followed through with it but ehhh, I'm done with that. A bunch of my younger friends are divorced or ending their second or third engagements. An older friend of mine recently got dumped by his wife after a couple decades -- she left a note in a suitcase which he opened when he got to his hotel (business trip), and it said she was leaving and she met someone else. Four kids, too!

All I can say is, I just need to get my s*** done.

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PoorManQ45
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well put Jesda.

Side note: You want to be my partner in crime tonight?

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No. Sodomy is illegal in my state...

OH SSSSSSSSSSNAP!!!!!

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PoorManQ45
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Is that you're best shot? Well too bad, I don't even know what that means

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nismofly
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http://www.dictionary.com/

thats the first time ive ever told somebody to use it for a definition instead of pwning their spelling

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PoorManQ45
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Yep, and do you know what that means? WIthout looking it up in the dictionary?

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well obviously you need my help with this one...

it basically means "unusual" sechs...which is what would occur if Jesda was your "partner in crime" as you put it

lololol

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PoorManQ45 wrote:Yep, and do you know what that means? WIthout looking it up in the dictionary?
Consider it as anal/oral secs laws.... Most states have taken those laws off the books....

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PoorManQ45
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LOL, I didn't mean Man Sechs partner. I meant Post Whoring partner. Man you guys are dumb

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Blame Jesda, he "took it there"...

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PoorManQ45
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Yeah. I've noticed that for some reason when Jesda and Gab join into a thread, it immediately, or soon there after, turns to "the ghey".

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Ahhh, so the message with them is strong, and it says:


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You bastard! I just choked on a grilled stuft burrito! That photo is AWESOME.

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Jesda wrote:You bastard! I just choked on a grilled stuft burrito! That photo is AWESOME.
Have you ever had a mustache? And you'll never be able to run for public office again.

Is that the shirt that matches someone elses red basketball shorts??

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Jesda wrote:You bastard! I just choked on a grilled stuft burrito! That photo is AWESOME.
LOL

I guess the question is:

ARE YOU AS GAY AS THIS GUY?...

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are you stock piling gay pics and gifs???

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Nope. Just those two cuz I felt they were funny as hell

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DAMMIT! There's a GREAT GTA picture I have. In San Andreas, between San Fierro and Las Venturas, going throught the southern area of the desert, there's a small tourist town. Their tourist draw? The world's largest c***!

I'll post it up when I get home in the morning.

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Wow...Are we comparing eCocks now?

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Wow, I think that guys about to bring down the house...

did someone say mansechs? We need James.

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And for the record, my c*** is way bigger than yours!


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Mines bigger!!!


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Remember It is not the size but what you can do with it

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Dammit, you're making me hungry!!!!

(for fried chicken, not cawk)

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I wish I had this el camino in Nashville with a big fiberglass rooster on the roof...I have no idea why it's always parked in front of a shoe store...


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