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timay wrote:momma's always gotta be happy for sure.
Well apparently she will be today!


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G_whizz wrote:
Well apparently she will be today!
I'm sure she'll enjoy every inch.......er...of the day.

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numbnuts240 wrote:
mendez is a pretty popular last name.
Not in CT.......

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numbnuts240 wrote:oh and every time i've been away, my mother would tell me how her and my old man were doing the nasty in various places around my house while i was gone. i'm expecting her to come up with some type of story i'd rather not hear by tomorrow.
Sounds like you have a very open and comfortable relationship with your parents.

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Your dad is probably the Iron Chef of pounding vag! Just to keep the images in your head.... what do you think your moms favorite position is?

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You should stay, maybe if you're lucky enough they'll let you..join??


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Puzzy

We run the daughter to her room where she turns up the TV to drown out my wife's noises of ecstasy. It could be worse for ya I guess.

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fiznowler wrote:Your dad is probably the Iron Chef of pounding vag! Just to keep the images in your head.... what do you think your moms favorite position is?
oh that ain't right

i'm so glad i can always count on nico to help me make fun of my everyday life lol.

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Just imagine your mom taking it up the butt from your pops.

Maybe they are into BDSM or even something more?

Think of the possibilities !!

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PIIHB?

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This thread.

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bobotech wrote:Just imagine your mom taking it up the butt from your pops.

Maybe they are into BDSM or even something more?

Think of the possibilities !!
IF he thinks about it too much his next stop might be a psychiatrists couch.


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numbnuts240 wrote:
i'm so glad i can always count on nico to help me make fun of my everyday life lol.
Because of this thread you officially just lost you're fap for at least a month.

I'd be scared if I were you, one wrong brain wave whilst concentrating on a fap will lead to a possible blown load to the thought of:
bobotech wrote:your mom taking it up the butt from your pops.
Here's one gun and one bullet.

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beat me to it Dasoupdude.

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were they all giggly like teenagers?


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